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[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

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_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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[thezetafunction.livejournal.com]

[Have a strange woman playing with a very sharp knife in the Obs Deck, meatship!]

[hello-in-japan.livejournal.com]

[lol sup]

>[Scream and run away.]
>[Feed kitty treats.]
>[Scream helplessly and stand there.]
>[... stick it in.]

[thezetafunction.livejournal.com]

[Feed kitty treats.]

This cannot be the weirdest thing on this damn ship.

[hello-in-japan.livejournal.com]

[it replies by ... hissing and patting her shoulder with one slimy tendril.]

>[D'awww at.]
>[Stick it in.]
>[Make disgusted face at slime.]
>[Wonder what the hell Stacy needs another tentacled beasty for.]

[thezetafunction.livejournal.com]

[Three and four, really.]

[She's in a plantsuit, for Christ's sake; she shouldn't really care about slime on her clothing. ... but she does.]

Now, if you're not part of Stacy-- oh, hell. Are you one of those tenta-rape things?

[hello-in-japan.livejournal.com]

[it shrugs in reply]

Rape is such a harsh word. I prefer to call it "mutually pleasurable activities involving dubious consent".

>[What.]
>[No really, WHAT.]
>[Stick it in.]
>[This won't end well, will it?]

[thezetafunction.livejournal.com]

[No really, WHAT.]

... so that was a yes, except in lawyer-speak. And if you try any of that with me, I can assure you that you will lose those damn tentacles.

And I don't think Stacy'd mind, either.