http://theregularguy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] theregularguy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2009-11-17 05:47 pm

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THE DATING SIM MEME

Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.
Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from
Two of us will supply an example or something
Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!
YAAAAAAAAAY



Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?

[identity profile] better-robin.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
He had me. You haven't told me who you are. Or how you know all these things.

>[Keep interrogating on the father front.]
>[Refuse to believe him.]
>[Introduce yourself.]
>[Ask about his mother.]

[identity profile] beyondgotham.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
>[Ask about his mother.]

Oh, jeez, did that asshole get some girl pregnant because of his stupid old playboy image? Y'know, I wouldn't be surprised if he did. Or if he didn't even bother to pay child support or anything like that.

[identity profile] better-robin.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[glare] My mother is Talia Al Ghul, daughter of Ra's Al Ghul. You will not insult her.

>[Wait, really?]
>[...was Ra's possessing her body at the time?]
>[Insult her.]
>[Introduce yourself.]

[identity profile] beyondgotham.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
>[...was Ra's possessing her body at the time?]

Oh... oh, ew. Sorry man, I'm sure your mom is a nice lady and all, but I've met her. And when I did, she was kind of possessed by her dad. And just... that's kinda creepy, y'know?

[identity profile] better-robin.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Grandfather tried to possess me as well. Or Drake. I don't believe he was too particular as to whom.

Who are you?

>[...ew.]
>[Express astonishment that Damian's maternal side is even more screwed up than his paternal side.]
>[Introduce yourself.]
>[Ask about Tim.]

[identity profile] beyondgotham.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
>[Introduce yourself.]

Never!

I'm Terry McGinnis. I'm Batman.

[identity profile] better-robin.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
No, you're not.

>[Yes, I am.]
>[Future, blah, blah, blah.]
>[Let's talk more about your mother.]
>[Well, you're not Robin.]

[identity profile] better-robin.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't believe you. Grayson would never let an outsider be Batman.

>[It's not up to Grayson.]
>[My Batman costume is cooler than his.]
>[Future!]
>[Aren't the Outsiders a team?]

[identity profile] beyondgotham.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
>[It's not up to Grayson.]

Why the hell would Grayson care? He's off in his own city being Nightwing.

[identity profile] better-robin.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Grayson's Batman.

>[Waitwait, what?]
>[But what about Bruce?]
>[Are you delusional?]
>[Why does Bruce never tell me anything?]

[identity profile] beyondgotham.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
>[Waitwait, what?]

What? No he isn't. What... what are you talking about?

[identity profile] better-robin.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course he is. Ever since Father died. Better him than Jason Todd. And he had the sense to take me over Drake for Robin.

>[Bruce isn't dead!]
>[What do you have against Jason?]
>[What do you have against Tim?]
>[What are you even talking about?]

[identity profile] beyondgotham.livejournal.com 2009-11-19 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
>[Bruce isn't dead!]

Okay, now I know there's something wrong with you, because the old man isn't dead.

[identity profile] better-robin.livejournal.com 2009-11-19 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
We saw the corpse. Maybe you're insane, like Drake.

>[OMFG JOKER]
>[No, you're wrong. Future. I know these things.]
>[Don't be mean to Tim.]
>[Could there be a mistake?]

[identity profile] beyondgotham.livejournal.com 2009-11-19 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
>[Don't be mean to Tim.]

Hey, Tim isn't crazy. He's the best damn Robin the world ever had.

[identity profile] better-robin.livejournal.com 2009-11-19 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Derisive snort.] I'll be better than him. By far.

>[Kick his ass!]
>[Tim could kick his ass.]
>[Brat.]
>[If you're so great, why haven't I heard of you?]