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THE DATING SIM MEME

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[A chagrined look] Greetings.

>[Tell the bigoted bint to go away]
>[Coolly greet]
>[Politely greet]
>[Stick it in...somehow?]

>Politely greet

Sheeana. How've you been?

I have been doing some...reevaluating. Do you have a moment?

>[No, bitch, I do not have time for you bitching me out about something robots did in your universe thousands of years ago]
>[Sure]
>[Politely say you are too busy]
>[Attempt to build something with which to stick it in]

>Sure

Sure. I'm not really that busy lately. What did you want to talk about?

In light of recent events, my judgement of...inorganics...was wrong. I'm sorry for insulting you those many times.

>[Thanks for realizing what a bitch you were]
>[Apology accepted]
>[That plus go the fuck away]

~~>Thanks for realising what a bitch you were~~ >Apology accepted

...thank you. Though I don't think you ever really explained what exactly your problem with me was, beyond the fact I was inorganic.

Long ago in my universe, the Thinking Machine tyrants enslaved humanity. Millions died and we suffered under their yoke for hundreds of years. I have memories of that time, of being hunted by Thinking Machines...it is all a part of Other Memory. One of the purposes of the path I have followed my whole life is to make sure that never happens again.

>[Booooooring!]
>[You're still a bitch, backstory or no]
>[That explains it somewhat]
>[Ba weep gra weep ninny bong]

>That explains it somewhat

...I didn't know. But... you can't hate everything that isn't organic simply because of your own experiences. My own species are... less than ideal, but I don't think I hate them for anything that happened.

Perhaps the other side of our home universes being destroyed is the wiping of the sins we brought with us?

>[Agree. Deeeeeep!]
>[Why must you regale me with these pollysyllabic psuedo-profundities]
>[What's up with you and worm-boy anyway?]
>[Explain to me this concept of "party"]

>Why must you regale me with these pollysyllabic psuedo-profundities?
>What's up with you and worm-boy anyway?

[mutters] I don't think there can be any 'good' sides to losing an entire universe.

...what happened to your worm?

...He appears to be dead.

>[Attempt to console]
>[Attempt to console with sex]
>[Booyah! In yo face!]
>[We can rebuild him...Wormier than he was before...]

>Attempt to console with sex
>We can rebuild him...Wormier than he was before...

>Attempt to console

I'm sorry for your loss, I imagine he was very important to you. ...was it during the battle?

Shortly afterwards. He was...poisoned.

[Same set of options]

>Attempt to console ~~with sex~~ awkward shoulder pats

[He hesitantly puts a hand on her shoulder]

Poisoned? How? Who would do something like that?

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