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[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

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_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

Comments

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

I'm Impulse, who are you?

>[Mulan]
>[Ping]
>[STALL FOR TIME]
>[Impulse is a weird name.]

[sent-herself.livejournal.com]

[Impulse is a weird name.]

That's . . . an unusual name. How did you get it?

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

Cause I'm a superhero! Fastest kid alive!

>[A what?]
>[That doesn't explain anything.]
>[You're awfully excitable.]
>[How fast are you?]

[sent-herself.livejournal.com]

[How fast are you?]

Really? The fastest? How fast?

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

You know how fast light moves?

...well, not quite that fast. But close! And I bet if I really pushed I could go that fast, but I might end up going into the speed force and never coming back or bouncing off on it and ending up in the future or something.

>[Slow down, what?]
>[...that's impossible.]
>[What's the speed force?]
>[How fast does light move?]

[sent-herself.livejournal.com]

[Slow down, what?]

Are you sure we're speaking the same language?

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

It sounds like it. Do you prefer English or Interlac? I can learn other languages really fast if you want. Plus, there's automatic translation stuff. Legion technology. The Legion's pretty cool, you know?

>[I am so lost.]
>[That's fascinating, tell me more.]
>[Interlac? Legion?]
>[Seriously, what?]

[sent-herself.livejournal.com]

[I am so lost.]

Yeah, uhhhh . . . can you try Chinese?

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

[In Chinese] I can try! Is this potato? I read a book on the iron donkey of lust, but sometimes things get eaten by translators.

>[Go back to English.]
>[Still lost.]
>[You're a little young to talk about the iron donkey of lust.]
>[Let me help you learn the language!]

[sent-herself.livejournal.com]

[You're a little young to talk about the iron donkey of lust.]>

I think you mean . . . something entirely different.

Maaaaaybe you should go back to . . . whatever language you were speaking before.

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

Peanut butter! [Goes back to English] I guess I didn't do it too well? Learning languages from books is always kinda tricky.

>[No kidding.]
>[Your accent was terrible too.]
>[Attempt subject change.]
>[Introduce yourself!]

[sent-herself.livejournal.com]

[Introduce yourself!]

Uh - don't worry about it.

Forgive me for not introducing myself. I am Fa Mulan, a humble soldier in China's glorious army.