(no subject)

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

---

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

Comments

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

>STARE

....

>STARE

.........

>Attach self to Superman in a limpet-like fashion. Try to come up with an explanation for the 31st century fanfic Training Exercise

[HUUUUUUUGS] Superman!! [Blinks] I was... working on a possible training situation. Just in case you turned up here.

[caughtamovie.livejournal.com]

[Brainy hugs? This is New and Unusual. Superman returns them in a tentative and confused sort of fashion.]

Good to see you too, Brainy. The, uh, soundtrack is...new. And so are the tentacles.

>[Look around for tentacles and/or hidden cameras and/or people giggling in bushes]
>[Distract Superman before he thinks too much about the Training Exercise!]
>[Distract Superman with tongue!]
>[Drag Superman out of the Sensoriums to show him off to everybody]

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

>Distract Superman with tongue! >Look around for tentacles and/or hidden cameras and/or people giggling in bushes

What? Tentacles? I didn't program anything like that...

[caughtamovie.livejournal.com]

I don't see any in here, but they were pretty much everywhere else. This...really isn't the future's answer to haunted houses, is it?

>[Summarize the situation!]
>[Summarize the situation without the real sad bits because they'll make Superman cry!]
>[Why, just look at that shiny new topic over here...]
>[Lock the door and make out with Superman]

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

>Lock the door and make out with Superman >Summarise the situation

[He should probably stop the hugging too :( ]

Oh, that's Stacy. I'm sorry I have to tell you this, Superman, but our dimension apparently may no longer exist, along with many others. All the survivors have been brought here to this ship, Stacy, in order to try and prevent those that destroyed our homes from continuing to destroy others.

There are also other Legionnaires here from another dimension. I.. thought you might have been a projection from one of them. I'm sorry.

[caughtamovie.livejournal.com]

[Well, this got depressing real fast. Shoot.]

...May no longer exist? Wha-- How is that even--

>[Comfort and reassure]
>[Comfort and reassure with tongue!]
>[Now explain that "oh, and I'm dead" thing]
>[Explain the terrible terrible abuse of science that is the cause of the situation]

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

>Comfort and reassure

[Self-conscious folding of arms] I'm sorry you had to find out this way, Superman. But I'm sure with your help, the rest of the crew will be more than capable of undoing the damage and saving the Omniverse. You're Superman, I know you can do it.

[caughtamovie.livejournal.com]

[Uncomprehending stare and silence. It's kind of awkward.]

...And there are other Legionnaires on board?

>[Yes.]
>[Yes, and don't pay any attention to your clone who thinks that I want you to ravish me and/or vice versa.]
>[Yes. It was really weird.]
>[No, I made it all up. We're screwed.]

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

>Yes, and don't pay any attention to your clone who thinks that I want you to ravish me and/or vice versa.

Yes, there's a few others from a different dimension. One is another clone of you, actually. But it's probably best not to pay that much attention to what he has to say especially about my training simulations...

[caughtamovie.livejournal.com]

An alternate version of Kell-El? Why, what's he saying?

>[NOTHING OF ANY CONSEQUENCE]
>[Let me slip into something more comfortable and I'll show you...]
>[Totally different clone]
>[Let's talk about something else...]

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

>NOTHING OF ANY CONSEQUENCE

His name is Kon-El, actually. But he's just... teasing. About my dedication to training for possible situations. That's all.

[caughtamovie.livejournal.com]

Huh. That's a weird thing to tease someone about. Want me to ask him to lay off?

>[Yes please]
>[Nononononono]
>[Look, a distraction!]
>[Clones are weeeeird.]

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

>Look, a distraction!

No! Uh, no. It's fine. But, seeing as we're here...

[caughtamovie.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

>[We should train!]
>[We should eat real-tasting food!]
>[We should do...something]
>[WE SHOULD MAKE OUT]

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

>WE SHOULD MAKE OUT

[DATING SIM RANDOM KISS GO]

[[ brb, mun going to hell ]]

pretend this is a "huhwhahuh?" icon XD

[caughtamovie.livejournal.com]

Mmmmph?!

[Congratulations, the Man of Might has been caught totally flat-footed! Also, check out that blush~]

>[Continue the smooches!]
>[Stride out of the room all smug-like!]
>[Grope. Why not?]
>[~*~FADE TO BLACK~*~]

[[ brb, joining you in hell ]]

Keywords

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

>Grope. Why not?

[IT'S TOO LATE TO TURN BACK NOW. Besides he can spam flee in a moment.]

[[ I hear all the cool kids go there anyway. T__T ]]

And what lovely keywords they are; continue to ignore the lack of "derpderpderp" keywords...

[caughtamovie.livejournal.com]

[Superman squeaks. Did you know that Superman could squeak, Brainy?]

...Brainy?

[Yep, still blushing. His face almost matches his cape.]

>[Admire the Kryptonian equivalent to that 404 Error that's been inflicted on you throughout this meme]
>[Drop and spam flee]
>[MOAR KISSING]
>[Totally own this like a sentient!]

[[ You know what they say, heaven for the climate, hell for the company... ]]

XDD Poor Superman

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

>Admire the Kryptonian equivalent to that 404 Error that's been inflicted on you throughout this meme

..........[Wow he's never seen Superman look like that before.] ...why would..

....................

..............

......

oh.

>Drop and spam flee

....!!! SUPERMAN. I. I don't! I didn't! oh grife he's going to! I'M SORRY.

[RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY]

XDDD He's so confused! And now he's even more confused!

[caughtamovie.livejournal.com]

[Well, he WAS doing a goldfish impression until you dropped him on his red-undies-on-the-outside'd butt, Brainy.]

Oof!

Brainy, wait!

>[KEEP FLEEING]
>[NOT FLEEING FAST ENOUGH]
>[Wait, like Superman asks]
>[Any excuse in the storm! Now!]

That makes two of them! XDD

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

>NOT FLEEING FAST ENOUGH

Sprocking Kryptonians and their superspeed...

.....I can explain.

[caughtamovie.livejournal.com]

They can be SO annoying that way...

[...Hang on, his brain still hasn't caught up. It's the Return of the Goldfish Impression!]

...Uh. Good. 'Cause...uh. That was new.

[heeeeey, the blush is coming back too! Son of Blush!]

>[Kiss him again!]
>[Blame a telepath!]
>[Look at that distraction!]
>[Take responsibility for your tongue!]

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

>Blame a telepath!

...It was mind control.

[caughtamovie.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

Well, uh, I'm glad you managed to shake it. We'd better find out who's doing it. And stop them. Are you okay?

>[Oh look, the mind-control's taking over again...]
>[I know who's the cause of this!]
>[I'm fine]
>[The mind control is totally contagious. So if you feel the urge to kiss me, don't fight it, I don't want you to hurt yourself.]

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

>The mind control is totally contagious. So if you feel the urge to kiss me, don't fight it, I don't want you to hurt yourself.

[Was Superman looking... upset by that?]

I feel fine now. But whoever or whatever was affecting me may still be around, so we should be careful. ...and possibly not fight it since so far it hasn't proven dangerous as such. Not to mention I could learn more. About what was causing it. Via observation. Yes.