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THE DATING SIM MEME

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>[Say that "usually" always runs out at a bad time]

York? You should know better by now.

Usually always runs out at a bad time.

...Right. Thank you, Murphy's Law.

>[Bane of my existence]
>[It's not as bad as it could be]
>[Good things can happen too]
>[Knew i was right]

>[Bane of my existence]

Yeah, tell me about it. I think of it as kind of a...recurring problem.

Must be one of those rules of the universe, huh?

>[Yep]
>[I hope not]
>[We can fix it]
>[Change the subject]

>[Yep]

As far as I can tell? Yeah.

Well, long as we're all aware of it. [He laughs.] I mean, it could be worse. I could be stuck here without anyone I know.

>[Or with just Grif]
>[Lucky you]
>[Sure that wouldn't be better?]
>[Hit on him]

>[Or with just Grif]

Or just with Grif. He'd make you start wishing there wasn't anybody from our world here.

Oh, God. No simulation soldiers, yeah. Some of them are seriously low on brains. That might make them better bait for zombies, though....

>[Finally, a use for them]
>[Vicious, York. I like it]
>[No, see, zombies eat brains. They'd get bypassed]
>[I see you've met Caboose]

>[No, see, zombies eat brains. They'd get bypassed]

I think more than a couple would get bypassed...the whole 'zombies eat brains' thing.

Besides, during the outbreak? I was trying to keep Grif from looking too slow and tasty.

Oh, right, because if you were stuck in him when he got zombie'd...yeah, not cool. It worked, right?

>[No, Sherlock, it didn't]
>[Yes, I can keep a simulation soldier from getting eaten]
>[It almost didn't work because Grif is so fat]
>[Turns out I'm really a zombie. Sorry.]

>[Yes, I can keep a simulation soldier from getting eaten]

...Yes, York, I can keep a simulation soldier from getting eaten. Even if he did freeze up.

Doesn't surprise me. Did you have to take over or just yell at him?

>[Took over]
>[Yelled at him]
>[Threatened to take over until he got his ass in gear]
>[I don't want to talk about it]

>[Took over]

I took over. He froze up so bad it took him awhile to just start yelling about it.

Christ. Isn't that why they go through training?

Well, then again, they're kind of the ones who failed Basic one way or another, aren't they?

>[Right]
>[He'll get better]
>[At least we made it through]
>[He better not die, I want his body]

[He better not die, I want his body]

I think so, yeah. And he'd better not die; he's my backup ride for when we find Delta.

Fair enough! So, gotta keep Grif alive....

>[It's harder than it sounds]
>[It's easier than it sounds]
>[Just until we find Delta, then it will be my job]
>[Thanks]

>[It's easier than it sounds]

As long as nothing's trying to eat him or Samus isn't trying to make him exercise? It's not that hard. It's not like moves much.

He can totally survive exercise. ...Right?

>[You'd think]
>[You'd hope]
>[You'd be wrong]
>[He better exercise, I'm not pairing up with a fatass]

>[You'd hope]

You'd hope. Depends on what Samus throws at him, I guess.

You could dangle a holographic Twinkie in front of his face and see if he runs after it.

>[He'd catch up to it]
>[He'd know it wasn't real by the smell]
>[Sorry, no real food here]
>[...Good idea]

>[He'd know it wasn't real by the smell]

He'd know it wasn't real by the smell. Junk food IDing is one thing I'd actually trust him on.

That's actually kind of useful. Do you think he could identify if it was poisoned bait?

>[Poisoned junk food would mean dead Grif]
>[Definitely]
>[Probably]
>[Let's test it out some time with mild sedatives]

>[Let's test it out some time with mild sedatives]

If we ever find some mild sedatives? Let's find out.

You got it!

[S-Link maxed.]

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