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[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

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_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

Comments

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[Yes. But only for your body.]

Only for your body. And only so I can take over and actually do stuff.

[whyarewehere]

Oh really? [flex]

>[Gross.]
>[Yes, really.]
>[Don't flatter yourself.]
>[I think this is saying more about you than it is about me again.]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[I think this is saying more about you than it is about me again.]

I think this is saying things about you again. You're showing off for me.

[whyarewehere]

Actually I'm just seeing how pissed off I have to make you to make you go away.

It's not working.

So you know, I don't care.

>[I think you do.]
>[So now I know your plan. Good job, cockbite.]
>[I'm just as bored as you are.]
>[I'm not pissed.]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[I'm not pissed.]

I'm not pissed. I still think you're lying, and I think you're weird, but I'm not pissed.

[whyarewehere]

Think about it, Tex. There are other women here who are nicer to me. And actually have, y'know, bodies.

Why would I be chasing you?

>[You tell me.]
>[You're a masochist.]
>[Like I said: Weird.]
>[Because I remind you of home?]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[Like I said: Weird.]

Remember what I said about you being weird?

[whyarewehere]

I'm not weird! You're weird!

>[How am I weird?]
>[That's the most creative argument I've heard all week.]
>[Uhhhhuh.]
>[How are you not weird?]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[Uhhhhuh.]

...Uhhuh. Keep telling yourself that.

[whyarewehere]

How am I weird?!

>[Shall I count the ways?]
>[Calm down.]
>[How am I weird?]
>[You're weird in the most annoying ways possible. How's that?]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[Calm down.]

Oh, clam down. I don't need you having a heart attack.

[whyarewehere]

But you'd love that, wouldn't you?

>[More than you'll ever know.]
>[Not really, actually.]
>[I'd rather get to kill you myself.]
>[Considering your health I won't be surprised.]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[Not really, actually.]

Not really. I need you to be alive, remember?

[whyarewehere]

Can't you just go steal other people's bodies and leave me alone? Doc has armor. Go torture him.

>[I don't torture you.]
>[Doc can't fight.]
>[Relax. This means you're too useful for me to kill.]
>[He's not as funny.]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[Relax. This means you're too useful for me to kill.]

Look at it this way-it means you're too useful to kill. You can relax. It means you're not getting beaten with your own skull, anyway.