The "Ask Characters Questions" Meme 2: The Sequel!

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Is this really necessary? You've already done one of these— oh, fine.

Post here, and answer questions that are asked of you. Enjoy yourselves.

Comments

[crusades]

[wantstobebatman.livejournal.com]

...

I...

I uh....

Hi.

I'm the guy who disabled the pepper spray traps on your door.

See, I almost knocked but then I chickened out and...



Okay, actually, can I just back up and try for a less lame introduction please?

[crusades]

Oh, so that was you. I was concerned Luthor had been living up to his reputation.

By all means, take your time.

[wantstobebatman.livejournal.com]

I'm Dr. McNinja, and I have been the hugest fan of yours since I was just a little kid. It's... kind of impossibly cool to meet you.

[crusades]

So I hear. The experience goes downhill pretty quickly.

[wantstobebatman.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I'm still feeling pretty awesome about this whole thing, personally.

[crusades]

I'll admit it makes a change for someone to get their kicks out of something other than inconveniencing me.

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Are you a fan of Gilbert and Sullivan, Mister Batman?

[crusades]

Mister Batman was my father, and opera was more his thing than mine. Though personally, I prefer Verdi.

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

A sense of humor! And here everyone else was telling me you had none.

[crusades]

That's because I generally put it to one side when lives are at stake.

That, and my delivery is a little deadpan.

[friend-of-samus.livejournal.com]

Pi pikachu pika pika pi pipi?

[crusades]

[friend-of-samus.livejournal.com]

Chu? [offers pikahugs?]

[crusades]

[counters with Bat-crossed arms]

[governmentninja]

You realize that, at some point, we're going to have to sit down and come to an actual understanding.

[crusades]

Was that a question or a statement?

[governmentninja]

Take your pick.

[crusades]

In either case, no. No we don't. I'm busy. You ought to be busy too.

[governmentninja]

I am busy.

But yes. Yes we do. And we will.

That's not a question.

[crusades]

Go find some other schoolboy that'll do what he's told, I've got cherry bombs to flush.

[onceadragon]

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!
Batman, Batman, Batman!

....

I was suppose to ask a question, right? Damn.

[crusades]

[onceadragon]

Well someone HAD to do it!! Figured why not me?


Dude, anyway!

Does your mask chafe your face?!

[crusades]

Only when I smile.