The "Ask Characters Questions" Meme 2: The Sequel!

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Is this really necessary? You've already done one of these— oh, fine.

Post here, and answer questions that are asked of you. Enjoy yourselves.

Comments

[birthmural]

Must I participate?

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

I have heard you can urinate fire.

How is this accomplished?

[birthmural]

I DO NOT URINATE FIRE!

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

Yet there is a common misconception that you do.

Why is this?

[birthmural]

The stupidity of mankind never ceases to amaze me.

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

I don't see what mankind's stupidity has to do with people saying you can shoot fire from your penis.

Dud you spread this rumor? Please be honest.

[birthmural]

No.

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

Well.

A shame. That would be interesting.

Have you any questions for me, o pious one?

[birthmural]

What are you?

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

That question again? How uninteresting.

Vengeance.

[birthmural]

A demon, then?

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

In a manner of speaking.

But don't get excited. YOU can't exorcize me.

[static-shock68.livejournal.com]

Does it burn? Or is it just a 'burn on the outside' kind of thing?

[birthmural]

I assume you speak of my soulfire, in which case no, it does not burn.

[static-shock68.livejournal.com]

Yes... soulfire. We'll go with that. Totally what I meant.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

One thing you cannot stand in a roommate.

Call it research.

[birthmural]

A great many things.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I only asked for one.

Let's start with Judaism. Yes or no?

[birthmural]

Judaism is the foundation of Christianity. I have no issues with its followers.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

So what's our sexiled symbol gonna be, sock on the door, tie, custom-made sign?

[birthmural]

I do not understand.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

One of us is getting lucky. Bumping uglies. Doing the Horizontal Hustle.

What do we put on the door to stop the other one from walking in unawares.

[birthmural]

...

What-

Oh.

...

That is not an issue for me. You may leave any mark on the door to serve as a warning.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

I'm just messing with you, buddy. I'd never cheat on my wife, and if she shows up we're getting a room of our own.

Okay, here's another one. Borrowing your toothbrush.

[birthmural]

Ah, I am glad.

No.