The "Ask Characters Questions" Meme 2: The Sequel!

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Is this really necessary? You've already done one of these— oh, fine.

Post here, and answer questions that are asked of you. Enjoy yourselves.

Comments

[notlewis]

So!

How was it?

[governmentninja]

I aggravated most of my injures, I might have a couple of news ones, and despite that, I haven't stopped smiling. That should give you a clue.

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

...What happened?

[governmentninja]

...Nothing.

Just been hanging out with your mother, is all.

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

I know you like being active, Dad, but please remember to be a little more careful.

[governmentninja]

Yeah, I know. I'm supposed to be taking it easy and all of that. I'll be fine though, sweetheart.

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

You'd better be. I guess I should ask another question.


I heard Miss Kelly beat you at Tetris, is it true? Can people actually win Tetris?

[governmentninja]

She got a higher score than me, yeah. She has really fast reflexes.

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

What's your favorite game?


...Do you even play games, Dad? Not including Tetris.

[governmentninja]

I don't have much time for games, I'm afraid.

[notlewis]

Ha ha ha, felicidades, amigo! Es una nena.

[governmentninja]

I have no idea what the hell you just said, but I'll take it as a 'congrats, bro!'

[notlewis]

That's about the gist of it. I also called her a babe.

[governmentninja]

You realize I'm now contractually obligated to punch you for saying that, right?

[notlewis]

Objective description, amigo. It's like saying you've got 30 ml in a cup or 16 ounces in a pound.

[governmentninja]

And an accurate description.

[notlewis]

Right. So what am I getting punched for?

[governmentninja]

That's just me being chivalrous.

[letmelive]

I only bit you like twice. Probably not even hard enough to break skin.


Wait, the emotionless Chief of Security is smiling?

[governmentninja]

You still left me with a few added scratches and bruises.


Hard to believe, I know. But I do have my reasons for being in a good mood.

[letmelive]

You'd be hard-pressed to tell me which ones I left, though.


I guess we can't do this too often, then. If you're in a good mood too much, your reputation'll get all ruined.

[governmentninja]

...point.


...you how I think I hate you sometimes?

[letmelive]

We've established this, yes.

[governmentninja]

You just enjoy watching my brain flail, don't you?

[letmelive]

I enjoy that I'm one of the few people who has that kind of power over you, yes.