insertmeathere | Matchmaker, Matchmaker make me a match! Meme-ish?

Matchmaker, Matchmaker make me a match! Meme-ish?

Ok Katara's antics got me thinking about this one, what characters would you match on Meatship, and why? Feel free to allow said characters to respond as they would to the pairings. Can you spot true love, pair two people who would kill each other or just put two people together for the sheer humor of it? Go for it!

Have fun!

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Oh, also?

Terry. Grab Tim. Grab him and tell him you love him. And never. Let. Him. Go.

And then ravish him.

...Threesome? =D

Do you think he could handle us and our sexawesomeness?

IDK, but we might need the smelling salts handy if he loses consciousness.

Good call. He might be a little overcome, at first.

What's a threesome?

Bart, I'm going to take you away from here now...

What? Why? I want to know!

Trust me Red, you are not ready to know this yet.

I'm ready! I don't care how bad it is, I can handle it!

It's a dance! Yeah, that's right. It's a dance but you have a second partner.

Yeah, that'll work.

...why do you sound like you're not telling me something?

You know what? I am not even gonna treat you like a kid here. You want to know? You're ready to know? Ok, here's the deal. It's sex, but with 3 people instead of two.

I figured if you can handle fighting for your life and seeing death, you should be able to deal with sex. *Rose might be blunt, but she was always honest*

Don't listen to her! She lies! It's definitely a dance!

*Thank you, Rose. Bart likes you better than Wally.*

Oh.

Okay.

Wally, I'm not stupid.

Come on Wally, he's not an infant, and by looking at him I would say it's past time for 'the talk' he's ready to move on to the big 'it' anytime now

Bart, if you ever have questions, come see me. I'll give it to your straight.

Thanks, Rose. It's nice to know that some people don't lie to me.

I bet Max woulda told me if he were here.

Anytime cutie.

And if you need anything let me know, apparently I am good at stealing people's first kisses.

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*SCOWLS AT THE WORLD*

::psst. play along. it's funny::

Man, considering when you were born, you're old enough to be my father. It's not funny, it's just weird. >(

...Okay, yeah, that's pretty weird.

You're both young and damn good looking right now, and I don't have any age/timeline hangups with either of you.

...But then I never said that in that scenario that I wouldn't be the luckiest one.

I don't think you're the only one that would be getting lucky...

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