ext_248801 ([identity profile] azora-mysta.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2009-05-25 08:00 pm

Meatshipping!

Soooo. Pairings. Threesomes. Platonic relationships.

Who's going to hook up on trans_9? Who gets together in your fantasies? What absolutely unworkable crack pairing do you giggle about?

List 'em here. And who knows, maybe we can play around a bit in this post. ;)

[identity profile] hawkelf.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
XD But Javert pointed him!

It's not Geoff's fault that he comes from a time before which this 'aiming' concept was a real priority in battle.

[identity profile] asluciferfell.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
...wat.

[identity profile] hawkelf.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
http://dead.frenchboys.net/laigle/julien.html

The key sentences being


Significant Others: Up until the fall of the barricades, Joly, and Javert thereafter.

and

We all know that Lesgle is doomed to suffer bad luck, and so, it was this poor luck which caused him to survive the barricades and his beloved Joly and fall in to the clutches of Javert...or perhaps not such bad luck after all...
Edited 2009-05-28 00:45 (UTC)

[identity profile] slick_nyc.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Very. i think that came about because of chat one night. Since Lyta has a mad-on for superheroes, throw a Dick at her to make her see the light.

[identity profile] thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Surely there'll be some bug or weird gas that could make it happen until they're sane again.

[identity profile] thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
You know the arguments are total UST.

[identity profile] amredthelector.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm surprised Holly hasn't bricked me yet. Oh, wait, there she is.

[identity profile] thehollycopter.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
*Bricks Amred*

Re: The Bromance Quartet

[identity profile] mysterio2002.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Why do I get the feeling Sam was the bitch in that little arrangement??

[identity profile] mysterio2002.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Who doesn't think Nathan is hot? Seriously? Anyone??

Sam says: "I don't believe you."

[identity profile] mysterio2002.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Sawyer/Bella (in homid form)...come on! You KNEW it was coming!!!

[identity profile] withteethbared.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[BRB OBJECTING WITH EVERY FIBER OF HER BEING]

[identity profile] asluciferfell.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
whyyyyyy

[identity profile] hawkelf.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
I don't knooooow, as the fic is goooooone.

But damn if I'm not curious.
goddamnwingman: (Default)

[personal profile] goddamnwingman 2009-05-28 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
I wish I could say that there was no chance at all of that happening.

>.>

Oh, who am I kidding? No, I can totally see that happening.

[identity profile] amredthelector.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
C'mon. We (http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=330:robins-an-ass-man&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36) all (http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=35:batmans-not-gay-hes-not-dammit&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36) know (http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=316:robin-dives-right-in&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36) how (http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=370:batman-spanks-robin-in-a-totally-non-gay-way&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36) Dick (http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=373:yet-more-batman-spanking-robin&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36) swings (http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=375:how-batman-and-robin-start-the-day&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36).

We're not so sure about Terry, but he does spend a lot more time with an old man while wearing a black full-faced mask then with his girlfriend.

[identity profile] yoritomo-reiko.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Dick swings both ways! All ways! Spanking is so not his kink, though. Bondage, on the other hand...

[identity profile] amredthelector.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
So Dick is T9's, um...

Y'know, I'd say 'bicycle', but considering his name, I think that would be less dirty then just saying 'Dick is T9's dick'.

[identity profile] amredthelector.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no, spanking is obviously Bruce's kink. Dick probably just goes along with it because he gets a roof over his head in exchange.

Now Terry, he seems to have pretty simple kinks. He just goes for wrestling.

[identity profile] yoritomo-reiko.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the actual term is 'little black dress'. >.>
whyarewehere: (-Grif. Dexter Grif.)

[personal profile] whyarewehere 2009-06-02 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
So yeah, old thread's a little old, but what about some good old fashioned hateshipping? :P

Grif and Tex haven't met on the ship yet, but Emily and I are pretty sure they're never going to get along.

There is no off switch on this hate machine.

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