Meatshipping!

[azora-mysta.livejournal.com]

Soooo. Pairings. Threesomes. Platonic relationships.

Who's going to hook up on trans_9? Who gets together in your fantasies? What absolutely unworkable crack pairing do you giggle about?

List 'em here. And who knows, maybe we can play around a bit in this post. ;)

Comments

[colleenster.livejournal.com]

Samus always gets paired up with other powersuited people in my mind which always makes me think of this picture without fail:



...yeah.

[azora-mysta.livejournal.com]

Awwww. Poor Chief.

'Least Samus and Chief are having plenty of quality time together. ;) You two make them such a cute pair at Infinity.

[psychicsaphie.livejournal.com]

Brainy/Kara. >_<

Yeah, dudes, you should see the plans Amit and I have for that. Kinda epic silver age romance "her love will help him save himself" kinda stuff.

For all my balking at this turning into a hook-up game, that's one that just kinda snuck in, but then it's balanced out by them doing heroic engineering and kicking copious amounts of ass.

Supergirl/Wonder Girl is gonna wind up hilarious at some points too once they get over their initial honeymoon "Kon is alive!" phase. When they fight, since they're both invulnerable, they canonically get VIOLENT. They knock each other through walls and stuff since it's their equivalent of nudging the other in the arm in annoyance.

Then of people I ship, lol Chief/Samus all the way, man.

[prettycoolguy]

No mention of Cale and Leela yet? XD The two of them are hilarious and it's really funny how the personalities just sort of collided. Their interactions are a lot of fun to watch.

Also loves for the Paco/Kate/Plays sort-of-triangle thing going on. Xd

On the subject of the Chief, as he's been mentioned, he's a difficult character to ship. (Warning! tl;dr!)
Trans_9 is much more like "home" than Infinity, he's already managed to find a leadership position for himself and is taking responsibility for the safety and lives of others onto his own shoulders. One of the things that strikes me again and again in his canon is how isolated the man really is. Not only is he a Spartan (which alienates him enough from most people) but he's the Spartans' leader. He confides in nobody, he doesn't kid around the way the others sometimes do, he acts almost as an older brother to the rest of them and it sets him apart. John is very serious business and, regardless of personal feelings, will be what he thinks his team needs him to be. Even if he were to develop an emotional attachment to someone, which he'd likely pick up on and try to suppress himself, it is unlikely that the Chief would act on his feelings. He'd see it as a supremely selfish action, and would think himself as a poor candidate for anyone's affection. John knows that his life is not his to promise to anybody, and he doesn't make promises he knows he can't keep.

Um, yeah. <.< I've thought about that a lot and could go on for a while. It'd be possible, but it would be very hard for him and he'd guilt like WHOAH over it. We'll just have to see what happens. XD

[psychicsaphie.livejournal.com]

Chief's reluctance is actually why I would find him winding up in a ship so interesting (if it happened at all). It's the same reason I find it so fascinating with Brainy. In the first incarnation, he fell for Supergirl, she died, then got wiped from time and Laurel Gand replaced her. They broke up and parted ways and she married someone else and had a kid--and that was that.

In that timeline, there was also a batch of "clones" (that they later found out were their younger selves time-displaced, thus farking up the timeline) where the younger Brainy wound up with the younger Laurel but then both groups got wiped out as time rebooted.

And that was that.

Then my Brainy came about in the reboot and had a crush on Laurel, kinda pushed her away when she showed remote interest in him, and that was that. She became a space nun.

Then the threeboot Brainy fell in love with Dream Girl, but she died, but she got revived and they apparently were gonna get married, thus marking him as the ONLY Brainiac 5 to have a successful relationship. (Which is ironic, because he's the most sociopathic).

So I mean, look at that track record of relationships failing or just not happening. It's fascinating watching a character shoved into stuff like that when it's not natural for them.

And that's why I think peeps are all "CHIEF/SOMEBODY" XD

The Bromance Quartet

[mysterio2002.livejournal.com]

I can't wait to do some Sam-n-Dean/Connor-n-Murph threadage! I definitely see the four of them striking up a pretty tight friendship and maybe kind of adopting each other. The only thing that could POSSIBLY make it better is we finally recruit a Peter Petrelli and then Nathan and Peter can join in on the Bromance and we can make it a SEXTET. Because, let's face it...Bromance SEXTET just has a much nicer ring to it!!

:D

Re: The Bromance Quartet

[mysterio2002.livejournal.com]

Ok, I just re-read my post and realized I may have inadvertently implied gay sex with that whole Bromance SEXtet, thing... NO! No gay butt-sex in the SEXtet...only platonics. Platonics ONLY!!

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

Danny and Organic Brainy.

It's the arguments. Doomed to come to mind eventually to have them in a pairing.

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHA

Oh god. In some cracktastic alternate universe, maybe. We ought to play with that somehow.

[halfa-hero.livejournal.com]

Oh god no.

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

Finding true love is on Dr. McNinja's shortlist of stuff he wants to accomplish in life. I think he's going to have to duel Picard for Cybil's heart. *ponder*


Also does mention of all the Rose/Leela shenanigans that will occur belong here even if it's more like a bromance with some extra female genitals and casual sex thrown in?

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Everyone knows already that I ship Cybil and Jean-Luc.

[slick_nyc.livejournal.com]

Lyta/Nightwing - Because no one can resist Shard's Dick.

Brainy/Brenda - Who needs Supergirl?

Jamie/Kate - Completely out of nowhere, but I think they'd be cute together for some reason.

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, oh god they are so sibling-like but honestly a Brainy/Brenda romance would be sort of epic in weird way XD

However, dude, Paco/Brenda ftw.

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

Actually Jaime/Kate would be cute. Mind you, Mia's already bowled him over and he's a little "guh," so that'd be...interesting, but Kate would be a prospect too if he wasn't so superfocused on getting home.

[whisper2ascream.livejournal.com]

Jaime and Kate ? Hahahah. yeah nah, there was a possible thing going on with Mia and Jaime at one pt.

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

Tra-la-la-la-la, here comes the slashy crack...

Javert/Brainy. Because oh dear lord the snark would be epic and it would prove Kara right... Javert would be a dirty old man.

Javert/Chaucer. Because I unabashedly love to pair Javert with people who make him uncomfortable, and Geoff seems to like to do just that. And on some weird level they understand each other.

I will always 'ship Doctor/Master. Nearly anywhere. Just not sure about here yet.

Doctor/Fitz! Except that the Doctor's the wrong one, noes.

Worf/Javert. Seriously. THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON.


Seriously:
Chaucer/Chief is broTP. Or in other words, Chaucer will listen to Chief almost before he will listen to any of the other commanders now. Chief, you have a puppy following at your coat tails now. Congratulations!
(The above may also be applied in some degree or other to Dean, Javert, and Sparhawk. Um. Geoff is the platonic bicycle of the ship?)

And the Bromance Quartet! There must be threadage of them! SOON! IT SHALL BE EPIC AND BROMANCY!

...I'm done now.

For now.

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

asd XD

Javert/Brainy OMG.

They'd kill each other. Eventually. XD

[asluciferfell.livejournal.com]

Madame, I am not a bicycle.

[azora-mysta.livejournal.com]

...well, after y'all spammed my inbox I realized I forgot to list mine! Here goes:

I stalk Brainy/Kara, of course. You two are doing an awesome job.
Seconding the cute Cybil/Picard too. I don't know much about a lot of these ships, but I'm trying to pick it up. Promise.

As for my characters...

Billy/Wrench. His inventin's all he needs to be happy. Yeah, he attracted a different girl every other week in canon who would never be seen again after dating him for one episode, but in my head he's missing Trini home too much to consider romantic engagements.

Rei/... hmm. She hasn't really interacted with too many people yet. (planning to change that soon) But for some reason I giggle about the crackish idea of her having a threesome with the Fire Nation crew. Apologies to Zuko and Mai. but her true love will always be Minako!

[psychicsaphie.livejournal.com]

Keep watching! At some point, we'll do this!



...Okay, I'm lying because that video freaks me out.

[whisper2ascream.livejournal.com]

I think Nate might have a thing for Lyta, and maaaybe she thinks he's hot? :D?

Xander? Is still not staring at Sam's ass. No matter what the latter might think.

Kate? Still likes Paco but kind of confused and unsure after the whole Yeerk deal. She definitely thinks Plays is hot and a cool guy, even with (or maybe along with?) the wolfy part.

[mysterio2002.livejournal.com]

Who doesn't think Nathan is hot? Seriously? Anyone??

Sam says: "I don't believe you."

[yoritomo-reiko.livejournal.com]

Nightwing/EVERYONE. EVER.

Jono/...

Umm...

No, really, I got this one. Umm...

...
I got nothing.

[amredthelector.livejournal.com]

So Dick is T9's, um...

Y'know, I'd say 'bicycle', but considering his name, I think that would be less dirty then just saying 'Dick is T9's dick'.

[amredthelector.livejournal.com]

Obviously by the time this mission is over, Nightwing and Batman will have furious Bat-sex. Everything will get real awkward once Dick calls Terry 'Bruce'.

Oh, and Jack and Holly will get it on. Girl's totally got a kink for evil geniuses that are way too young for her. (I think she's a pedo. Quick, get her away from the young-uns!)

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to hell now.

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

LOL JACK/HOLLY. XD

But srsly, Jack really is sort of a fail!Artemis with moar robots and no cool bodyguard. He'll probably annoy the heck out of Holly. He's talented like that.

[mysterio2002.livejournal.com]

Sawyer/Bella (in homid form)...come on! You KNEW it was coming!!!

[withteethbared.livejournal.com]

[BRB OBJECTING WITH EVERY FIBER OF HER BEING]

[whyarewehere]

So yeah, old thread's a little old, but what about some good old fashioned hateshipping? :P

Grif and Tex haven't met on the ship yet, but Emily and I are pretty sure they're never going to get along.

There is no off switch on this hate machine.