Meatshipping!

[azora-mysta.livejournal.com]

Soooo. Pairings. Threesomes. Platonic relationships.

Who's going to hook up on trans_9? Who gets together in your fantasies? What absolutely unworkable crack pairing do you giggle about?

List 'em here. And who knows, maybe we can play around a bit in this post. ;)

Comments

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

Tra-la-la-la-la, here comes the slashy crack...

Javert/Brainy. Because oh dear lord the snark would be epic and it would prove Kara right... Javert would be a dirty old man.

Javert/Chaucer. Because I unabashedly love to pair Javert with people who make him uncomfortable, and Geoff seems to like to do just that. And on some weird level they understand each other.

I will always 'ship Doctor/Master. Nearly anywhere. Just not sure about here yet.

Doctor/Fitz! Except that the Doctor's the wrong one, noes.

Worf/Javert. Seriously. THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON.


Seriously:
Chaucer/Chief is broTP. Or in other words, Chaucer will listen to Chief almost before he will listen to any of the other commanders now. Chief, you have a puppy following at your coat tails now. Congratulations!
(The above may also be applied in some degree or other to Dean, Javert, and Sparhawk. Um. Geoff is the platonic bicycle of the ship?)

And the Bromance Quartet! There must be threadage of them! SOON! IT SHALL BE EPIC AND BROMANCY!

...I'm done now.

For now.

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

asd XD

Javert/Brainy OMG.

They'd kill each other. Eventually. XD

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

They'd snark each other to death! :D

[asluciferfell.livejournal.com]

Madame, I am not a bicycle.

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

Sir, have you seen fandom? You may be no official boy on the barricade, but you are certainly a bicycle.

[asluciferfell.livejournal.com]

...

Someone, please kill all fanfiction writers.

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

At least I can't find the Joly/Javert.

[asluciferfell.livejournal.com]

...

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

*...wanders off to search for it while Javert's mun is MIA*

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

...I would like to apologize. It was Bossuet/Javert.

[asluciferfell.livejournal.com]

...wat.

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

http://dead.frenchboys.net/laigle/julien.html

The key sentences being


Significant Others: Up until the fall of the barricades, Joly, and Javert thereafter.

and

We all know that Lesgle is doomed to suffer bad luck, and so, it was this poor luck which caused him to survive the barricades and his beloved Joly and fall in to the clutches of Javert...or perhaps not such bad luck after all...

[asluciferfell.livejournal.com]

whyyyyyy

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

I don't knooooow, as the fic is goooooone.

But damn if I'm not curious.

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

Awe, Chief, you should be proud of yourself. [pets him on the head]

He feels sort of bad for Chaucer, dude's clearly going through some serious culture shock. He's on the Chief's list of people that might need a little more watching than others.

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

I dunno if Chief would be likely to do it or not, but after the mission, Geoff would probably be very open to learning how to fight accurately with a modern 'crossbow,' and Chief's one of two people he trusts to do it who actually can.

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

Chief would. It worries him how many people on this ship can't shoot. And he would really prefer if they never have to repeat the "Oh God Chaucer has a Dracon Beam" thing again.

No sense of humor on this one. :P

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

XD But Javert pointed him!

It's not Geoff's fault that he comes from a time before which this 'aiming' concept was a real priority in battle.