Meatshipping!

[azora-mysta.livejournal.com]

Soooo. Pairings. Threesomes. Platonic relationships.

Who's going to hook up on trans_9? Who gets together in your fantasies? What absolutely unworkable crack pairing do you giggle about?

List 'em here. And who knows, maybe we can play around a bit in this post. ;)

Comments

[colleenster.livejournal.com]

Samus always gets paired up with other powersuited people in my mind which always makes me think of this picture without fail:



...yeah.

[azora-mysta.livejournal.com]

Awwww. Poor Chief.

'Least Samus and Chief are having plenty of quality time together. ;) You two make them such a cute pair at Infinity.

[colleenster.livejournal.com]

[Pats him] Well, I still love you, Chief.

Haha yes. They're so adorable there. They shouldn't be that adorable but they are. It just sort of happens haha.

[prettycoolguy]

D'awe, thankyou Zoki. >.<

Yes! They SHOULDN'T be cute. But somehow they manage it rather against the laws of badassness!

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

Maybe their relationship is so secretly badass it becomes cute

What a tweest!

[psychicsaphie.livejournal.com]

Brainy/Kara. >_<

Yeah, dudes, you should see the plans Amit and I have for that. Kinda epic silver age romance "her love will help him save himself" kinda stuff.

For all my balking at this turning into a hook-up game, that's one that just kinda snuck in, but then it's balanced out by them doing heroic engineering and kicking copious amounts of ass.

Supergirl/Wonder Girl is gonna wind up hilarious at some points too once they get over their initial honeymoon "Kon is alive!" phase. When they fight, since they're both invulnerable, they canonically get VIOLENT. They knock each other through walls and stuff since it's their equivalent of nudging the other in the arm in annoyance.

Then of people I ship, lol Chief/Samus all the way, man.

[prettycoolguy]

No mention of Cale and Leela yet? XD The two of them are hilarious and it's really funny how the personalities just sort of collided. Their interactions are a lot of fun to watch.

Also loves for the Paco/Kate/Plays sort-of-triangle thing going on. Xd

On the subject of the Chief, as he's been mentioned, he's a difficult character to ship. (Warning! tl;dr!)
Trans_9 is much more like "home" than Infinity, he's already managed to find a leadership position for himself and is taking responsibility for the safety and lives of others onto his own shoulders. One of the things that strikes me again and again in his canon is how isolated the man really is. Not only is he a Spartan (which alienates him enough from most people) but he's the Spartans' leader. He confides in nobody, he doesn't kid around the way the others sometimes do, he acts almost as an older brother to the rest of them and it sets him apart. John is very serious business and, regardless of personal feelings, will be what he thinks his team needs him to be. Even if he were to develop an emotional attachment to someone, which he'd likely pick up on and try to suppress himself, it is unlikely that the Chief would act on his feelings. He'd see it as a supremely selfish action, and would think himself as a poor candidate for anyone's affection. John knows that his life is not his to promise to anybody, and he doesn't make promises he knows he can't keep.

Um, yeah. <.< I've thought about that a lot and could go on for a while. It'd be possible, but it would be very hard for him and he'd guilt like WHOAH over it. We'll just have to see what happens. XD

The Bromance Quartet

[mysterio2002.livejournal.com]

I can't wait to do some Sam-n-Dean/Connor-n-Murph threadage! I definitely see the four of them striking up a pretty tight friendship and maybe kind of adopting each other. The only thing that could POSSIBLY make it better is we finally recruit a Peter Petrelli and then Nathan and Peter can join in on the Bromance and we can make it a SEXTET. Because, let's face it...Bromance SEXTET just has a much nicer ring to it!!

:D

Re: The Bromance Quartet

[mysterio2002.livejournal.com]

Ok, I just re-read my post and realized I may have inadvertently implied gay sex with that whole Bromance SEXtet, thing... NO! No gay butt-sex in the SEXtet...only platonics. Platonics ONLY!!

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

Danny and Organic Brainy.

It's the arguments. Doomed to come to mind eventually to have them in a pairing.

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

Finding true love is on Dr. McNinja's shortlist of stuff he wants to accomplish in life. I think he's going to have to duel Picard for Cybil's heart. *ponder*


Also does mention of all the Rose/Leela shenanigans that will occur belong here even if it's more like a bromance with some extra female genitals and casual sex thrown in?

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Everyone knows already that I ship Cybil and Jean-Luc.

[slick_nyc.livejournal.com]

Lyta/Nightwing - Because no one can resist Shard's Dick.

Brainy/Brenda - Who needs Supergirl?

Jamie/Kate - Completely out of nowhere, but I think they'd be cute together for some reason.

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, oh god they are so sibling-like but honestly a Brainy/Brenda romance would be sort of epic in weird way XD

However, dude, Paco/Brenda ftw.

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

Tra-la-la-la-la, here comes the slashy crack...

Javert/Brainy. Because oh dear lord the snark would be epic and it would prove Kara right... Javert would be a dirty old man.

Javert/Chaucer. Because I unabashedly love to pair Javert with people who make him uncomfortable, and Geoff seems to like to do just that. And on some weird level they understand each other.

I will always 'ship Doctor/Master. Nearly anywhere. Just not sure about here yet.

Doctor/Fitz! Except that the Doctor's the wrong one, noes.

Worf/Javert. Seriously. THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON.


Seriously:
Chaucer/Chief is broTP. Or in other words, Chaucer will listen to Chief almost before he will listen to any of the other commanders now. Chief, you have a puppy following at your coat tails now. Congratulations!
(The above may also be applied in some degree or other to Dean, Javert, and Sparhawk. Um. Geoff is the platonic bicycle of the ship?)

And the Bromance Quartet! There must be threadage of them! SOON! IT SHALL BE EPIC AND BROMANCY!

...I'm done now.

For now.

[mysterio2002.livejournal.com]

Lyta/Nightwing?!?!?! Holy RANDOM!!

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHA

Oh god. In some cracktastic alternate universe, maybe. We ought to play with that somehow.

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

Actually Jaime/Kate would be cute. Mind you, Mia's already bowled him over and he's a little "guh," so that'd be...interesting, but Kate would be a prospect too if he wasn't so superfocused on getting home.

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

dasd

Brainy/Brenda would be weird, but you're right, it'd be...interesting. If Kara wasn't there, maybe.

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

asd XD

Javert/Brainy OMG.

They'd kill each other. Eventually. XD

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

If there was no Kara... I could see it. It would be sort of weird and they'd both pull some degree of 'I am terrified to harm our friendship by advancing this apparent attraction any further'....

But how much more romantic can you get than beating the shit out of a guy's genocidal maniac of a mom, really? <3

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

XD Point.

Either way, she's gonna be like his friend forevers.

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

...I kinda wanna sandbox it now. I'm dead set on Kara/BRainy, but now I kinda wanna sandbox some AU where KAra was never on the ship or something. asdad

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

Totes! XD We really should pull some point on a planet mission where someone asks if they're together or married or something and they sort of laugh/are creeped out. XD

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

AND THAT'S WHY THERE'S A CRACK COMM! (Dude, YES. Just. YES. <3)