Those are the Oakley Carbon X boxers, and these things ain't cheap either, starting at $100 a pair. But why does Leon wear them? Not because he's prissy, but because those things are fucking FLAME PROOF. You can hold a blowtorch to his crotch and his nuts won't feel a thing.
He switched to them early in his career after getting a little too close to a car bomb in Belarus. The heat melted the elastic in his drawers, some of which melted on to his hip, and several layers of skin had to come off when it was removed. (which explains that one scar on the left side of his hip, Claire. The ones on his right are an entirely different adventure. Ask him about Botswana sometime.)
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Those are the Oakley Carbon X boxers, and these things ain't cheap either, starting at $100 a pair. But why does Leon wear them? Not because he's prissy, but because those things are fucking FLAME PROOF. You can hold a blowtorch to his crotch and his nuts won't feel a thing.
He switched to them early in his career after getting a little too close to a car bomb in Belarus. The heat melted the elastic in his drawers, some of which melted on to his hip, and several layers of skin had to come off when it was removed. (which explains that one scar on the left side of his hip, Claire. The ones on his right are an entirely different adventure. Ask him about Botswana sometime.)