Gleefully stolen from mutantprom...

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Because we needed another meme, amirite? Anyway, here's the...

HEARTMETER❤MEME

Here's how we play:
❤ Comment as your character. (One comment per character. No spam, y'all, no matter how much you want to.)
❤ Reply to other characters.
❤ Use the heart meter below to show them how you feel-- honestly.
❤ Respond to everyone who responds to you.
❤ The code for this meme is a property of stutterbird, and this meme has been lovingly stolen from mutantprom.



Here's the HEARTMETER:

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"I would kill you."
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"I would physically or emotionally hurt you."
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"I wouldn't hurt you, but I still don't like you."
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"You scare or intimidate me."
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"I would stupidly hero-worship you."
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"I would like to get to know you better or meet you."
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"I would spend time/have fun/be friends with you."
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"I respect you."
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"I would rescue you or fight by your side."
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><font size="5">❤</font></span>

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"I reluctantly have something resembling parental feelings and/or responsibility toward you."
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"I would get drunk with you."
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"I would hug you or hold your hand."
<span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 102);"><font size="5">❤</font></span>

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"I would kiss you."
<span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"><font size="5">❤</font></span>

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"I would date you."
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"I would have sex with you."
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"I would love you."
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><font size="5">❤</font></span><br />

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"This isn't a heart. This is me trolling you."
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Comments

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Of course, no one would believe you that I'm spreading them.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Of course not. That was just all part of your plan, wasn't it?

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Of course. I am a twelfth-level intellect. Everything you could possibly do has been predicted and accounted for.

1/2

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Oh, have you now?

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

[HUGTACKLE!]

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Yes actually I--

[HUGGED AND TACKLED]

...and that was actually predicted. Since so many people seem to be doing it lately.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

... are you surprised that people are hugtackling you? Is that even a word...? [trails off for a bit, trying to determine whether she's failing at the English language or just spending too much time on the Internet]

[And now that she's managed to put the mental train back on its tracks again...] Anyway, really, you shouldn't be, what with your twelfth-level intellect and all.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Not so much about why it's happening as to who is indulging in the behaviour at times. In your case, it was entirely expected.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Good to know I'm predictable. ... maybe.

Who else has done it? (In before Impulse, because he's kind of a given.)

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Impulse, of course. Yourself, Brenda, Paco... And Billy, oddly enough.

It's entirely possible I've forgotten someone as well.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Well, Brenda's friends with Brainy, so that makes sense. Paco I can understand, although it probably wasn't the best hug ever. I think I'm going to hell.

... really, Billy hugged you?

How do you forget someone hugging you?

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

After he gets his new arm, I'm sure his hugs will be a lot stronger. I'm not sure if that's 'better', but it's something.

Yes. I was as surprised as you.

There's been a lot of people doing it. Some of them I don't even know very well. At least Luis and Julian have been keeping their distance.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Knowing that he's going to have a completely fucking awesome robot arm makes it a little better.

[pointing out in a rather 'B5 you derp' tone] They don't have to know you very well to appreciate you saving their lives... and let's be honest, I didn't know you all that well either. At least you weren't around for GLaDOS' mistletoe. Some of us had to kiss Julian.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

There is that.

I suppose you're right. But it still seems odd from my perspective. I'm not a very tactile person at the best of times. ...You have my sympathy. [and his mun said goddammit at that event. :< ]

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling you're going to be getting over that very quickly if you keep hanging around here. It... wasn't all that bad... can I blame Stockholm Syndrome?

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

You know, I think you're right about that. ...it's really the only logical answer. Julian?

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

It's not like it takes a twelfth-level intellect to figure that one out, though. Julian. I had to get him out of the forcefield somehow!

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Are you sure it wouldn't have just gone away on its own eventually?

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

... reasonably sure. I mean, the 'Do not attempt to leave this area until you have expressed affection for your fellow crewmate' combined with the giant invisible wall are sort of a clue. And she wouldn't let Billy out until someone rescued him. Stupid psychological 'experiments'. Still don't think it's a science.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Expressing affection doesn't mean kissing. Couldn't you have just shaken his hand instead? A hug, maybe?

Maybe it's a good thing I missed that event after all. It'd likely be awkward for everyone involved.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Nah, tried those with someone else, and the mistletoe was another clue in the 'hey you should kiss your fellow crewmember' direction. And he took me by surprise! [Just a wee bit too defensive there.]

Oh, I don't know. It couldn't possibly have been more awkward than anyone else's... misadventures.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

...What does plant life have to do with anything?

If you don't mind my saying so [not that it would stop him if she did] you seem to be going out of your way to justify it. ...almost like you enjoyed the excuse.

I suppose we'll never know either way. Thankfully.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Earth traditions are weird. That's pretty much what mistletoe has to do with it.

I did not! [pout and glare because it's absolutely true; oh god why so tsundere, Wyn?]

It really wasn't that bad, if you just got it over with quickly.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

I know that already.

Hmmm. If you say so. [totally not smirking though. Totally not.]

So I imagine that's what you did?

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Okay, a quick Google says that 'mistletoe was considered to bestow life and fertility, a protection against poison, and an aphrodisiac'. So pretty much the whole thing started because our-- well, my ancestors wanted an excuse to kiss people. ... wait a second.

I do say so. [Wyn sees that not-a-smirk, and is now full-on glaring at you.]

Um, I tried.