IC DATING SHOW MEME

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THE IC DATING SHOW MEME

It works like this: characters post a comment in the form of a dating game (you know, the 'Hi my name is Cindee and I like long walks on the beach, pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain!' ones) and can be as serious or not as they like. Then others can respond anonymously (but still ICly) or logged in asking questions and being asked questions in return. Fun and spam happens!

Comments

[novembersghost.livejournal.com]

Hello ladies and gentleman. My name is Nova. I like drinking, debating philosophy (not always separately), keeping fit, and pretty things. I also enjoy shooting things, fighting, blowing things up, and basically getting downright dirty.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, you sound a lot like some of the lovely ladies I work with. What's your occupation?

[feelnothinatall.livejournal.com]

Well I can't see why not! My name is Ahava Yewande, but you can call me Ava if you'd like. I enjoy working in my laboratory and coming up with new, useful inventions. I'm not much of an outdoor person, but I do try and keep fit.

I'm also much more interested in friendship than romance, but you're welcome to try if you like.

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, friendship is fine by me too! We could always grab a movie together.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Hey, this sounds like fun!

My name is Katara, and I enjoy long scenic walks, deep conversations and I have a fondness for my friends and my family. I like to train and fight, I like to go out and see things I've never seen before, and my partner must like animals (even talking ones), be flexible when it comes to me, and be ready to have a good time. I'm actually a romantic at heart, though whether we go out with friends or have a nice night alone, I'm bound to have a good time.

Though I am looking for friendship too, as there's only one person I want to be with. Um, I'm also intensely loyal?

[morphitudinous]

Talking animals? Do you have them for friends?

[grayaura.livejournal.com]

My name is Mai.

That's actually more then you ever needed to know about me.

[(Anonymous)]

I dunno, I find it tends to help if I ask about age first.

Staying out of jail is good.

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

I am Alessa. I am a demon. You probably are scared now. Good.

Also, I possibly like the yellow rat thing, so I suppose you could say I have certain cute tendencies. That might be the only one, actually.

I am interested in the Ultimate weapon only right now.

[(Anonymous)]

Scared? Nah. I know I guy who turns into a big, smelly old demon. (And I'm not joking about the smelly part.) He's not so bad. You know. If you stay on his good side.

When he has one.

Besides, anyone who likes a cute yellow rat thing can't be all bad, right?

[indigoblueberry.livejournal.com]

Hello. My name is Indigo.

I enjoy bowling, painting, dancing, and doing laundry.

I've never done something like this before, so tell me if I'm doing it wrong.

[(Anonymous)]

no no ur doing great babe

Question: where do I stick it in?

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm Wyn! I enjoy science, making things explode, teaching other people to make things explode, watching and mocking horrible science fiction movies, um... shiny things? I'm not quite sure where all this is going, but it could be fun.

[(Anonymous)]

That's, uh, a lot of exploding things. Seriously. How much do you spend on repairs anyway?

[notastaffchick.livejournal.com]

Um, hi. I'm Hunter, and I'm not quite sure what I'm supposed to be doing here.

[(Anonymous)]

You're supposed to advertise yourself to potential friends or romantic partners. It sounds a little strange to me too.

Are you using the shyness technique?

[birthmural]

I am the Son of Satan.

[notastaffchick.livejournal.com]

... but how does Satan-- no. No, no, no, that way madness lies. I didn't ask anything.

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm Lyle Norg, and that information's classified.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Why would your interests be classified?

[staturity]

Hi I'm Cassie. I'm a super hero. I like messing around with electronics and playing video games so I guess I'm a bit of a nerd. I like smart guys who are robots who wear metal.

Oh, and my mun says I shouldn't be in a relationship for at least 6 months but I never listen to her.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

...why robots?

And why shouldn't you be in a relationship for six months?

[morphitudinous]

---do I really need to advertise my merit as a suitable match? This is bound to lead to hurt feelings, complications, and...stop pointing that at my head! All right, I'll do it.

I'm Billy Cranston. If you're really interested in getting to know me in that way, I should warn you that I have a full schedule, but I'll make some time to see you every day, and we'll definitely spend a full day together every so often.

I'm happiest spending time with people who can carry on a conversation with me. Not necessarily about the obscure details of my latest project---anything is fine! If you have something to teach me, whether it's a traditional intellectual pursuit or not, that's even better.

I might not always be able to discern what you need with perfect accuracy, though, so you might need to prompt me. I'll strive to be direct with you in return.

As far as dating activities: I can't partner dance very well, but I enjoy boating, hikes, and the obligatory dinner and a movie.

[(Anonymous)]

Hmm... what kind of movies do you like?

No, captcha, not 'that doctorow'.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

I am known as Brainiac 5 and I'm seventeen years of age. I possess a twelfth-level intellect, and I'm interested in science, mathematics, and the invention of new technologies. I'm not interested in dating since I doubt it's likely to lead anywhere.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Hi, B5! I'm Wyn, I also like science, and anon has said that we should date. Obviously, this is the best idea ever.

[better-robin.livejournal.com]

I'm Damian.

This is stupid.

[(Anonymous)]

Attracting commiseration in cynicism?

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

Samus Aran, bounty hunter. Not so interested in this at the moment, though.

[(Anonymous)]

Hellllllo~

Aw, how come you're not interested?

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

I'm BART!! I like going really fast, video games, food, candy, coffee that one time I had it but Helen said that I couldn't ever have any ever again and I don't know why, I liked it, and saving the WORLD!!! Also, going really fast.

[(Anonymous)]

Bart?! What're you--

Oh right. The dimension thing. Uh. I'm gonna have to go with Helen (whoever that is) on the coffee thing. You're way too young for starters. It'll stunt your growth or something.


...and this recaptcha thing says you'd also like twister, apparently.

[savin-ur-data.livejournal.com]

I'm Mei Ling. I enjoy engineering as well as classic literature. I'd be happy to discuss anything from Aerodynamics to Confucius with you. I'll also be happy to shower you with many proverbs relating to different aspects of your life And I have a thing for older men

[(Anonymous)]

...man, for a second I thought you said 'happy to shower with you'.

[browncoatdevil.livejournal.com]

Hi, er, I'm Gwen.

Right. So. Uh.. I grew up on a cattle ranch so I like the outdoors a lot. Horses, fishing, hiking, that sorta thing. Served five years in the military which, needless to say, I like guns, making things explode, and any sort of ground transportation I can get my hands on. Call me geeky if you want to 'bout it. Don't rightly care.

When I was back home I liked to read and play the violin or th' fiddle. Movies and shows on the Cortex were nice, but we didn't get many times to watch them having ranch jobs t' do. Not totally a country bumpkin but close enough I reckon from more techy worlds than what we had.

Ain't one to rightly say no to a good thing. Just gotta see where the path in the woods takes us all, right?

[(Anonymous)]

So you're a country girl at heart then?

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

I am Sheeana Brugh, Mother Superior of the Bene Gesserit order. I am extensively trained in all the physical arts. I am also the equivalent of a PHD in Sociological and Theological Engineering. I speak dozens of languages fluently. In my spare time, I am a painter and sculptor.

Obviously this sets a high standard, and I don't blame you if you give up already.

You must be not just open minded, your mind must be actively flexible, searchign and incisive. You must be able to keep up with me in both the library and the bedroom. If you have any doubt about your ability to do so, move on.

Finally, you must be alright with an 'open' relationship. Possessiveness will get you kicked out on your butt.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Do all of you have such an extensive list?

[found-myway.livejournal.com]

Ugggggh.

My name is Zuko. I am the Prince of the Fire Nation. I like honor, honor, and girls who hate the world.

Knifeplay is a plus.

[grayaura.livejournal.com]

Hey there.

[snapsforyou.livejournal.com]

Hello, ladies. [suave quirk of suave eyebrow]

I am Colonel Roy Mustang of Amestris, otherwise known as the Flame Alchemist. I enjoy fiery alchemy, fiery conversation, and fiery blondes.

[suave wink]

[isee-snorkacks.livejournal.com]

Oh, hello.

I'm Luna Lovegood.

[stares at everyone always]

[watchwith3hands.livejournal.com]

Staring contest, y/y?

[slainrobots.livejournal.com]

Uhm, wait... why am I-oh.

Hi.

I like killing robots. Don't touch me.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

....you.

...........

What?

[deadpan-shifter.livejournal.com]

No. No.

I refuse.

[turns his back on all of it]

[watchwith3hands.livejournal.com]

[turns his back on all of it]

That's what she said!

[hexyeah]

I'm Wanda, otherwise known as the Avenger Scarlet Witch. I practice witchcraft. I am Romani and I am a mutant. I'm also married to a synthezoid, so don't get any ideas.