IC DATING SHOW MEME

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THE IC DATING SHOW MEME

It works like this: characters post a comment in the form of a dating game (you know, the 'Hi my name is Cindee and I like long walks on the beach, pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain!' ones) and can be as serious or not as they like. Then others can respond anonymously (but still ICly) or logged in asking questions and being asked questions in return. Fun and spam happens!

Comments

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

Fine. Promise.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

So, how's the ship thing anyway?

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

WALLY!!

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Sup kiddo? [HAIR RUFFLES] Man, at least you didn't call me a jerk like the other you did.

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

Well, you are a jerk.

But you're also my cousin and with the whole world gone I'm really glad you're not cause I'd miss you even if you are a jerk and even if I like being faster than everyone I want other people who can keep up.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

What? Hey! That's not fair! You don't even know me!

I mean, you come from some crazy world with something like ten other speedsters, right? What's up with that?

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

Just cause you don't know me doesn't mean I don't know you!

Yeah!! How many are there for you?

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

It does too! I'm a completely different guy to the one you know. Really!

Just me, I think.

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right! You're not even a robot! Or a monkey!

That sucks.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Yeah well. You're not a robot or a monkey either! ...and what do robots and monkeys have to do with anything? Both of them turn out to be evil most of the time!

I dunno. I mean, it's not like I really know what it would be like otherwise.

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

NOT TRUE. I know tons of good monkeys and robots!

Still. I mean, I got you and Max and Jesse and Jenni when one of us time travels. Being all alone with no one to run with must get lonely.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Name three! 'Cause I think guys like Grodd or Luthor with his giant, evil robots kinda outnumber them.

Like I said, I dunno. I guess I never really thought about it. But maybe having someone to run with would be great sometimes...

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

Grodd's a APE, not a monkey! And let's see, there's Red Tornado, Skeets, the Metal Men, Hourman, and DUH, roboBrainy. As for monkeys... okay, I'm just gonna go with apes cause it's easier, there's Detective Chimp, umm, all the Gorillas in Gorilla city that aren't Grodd. Okay, they're harder, sorta. OH. KOKO. But he is a monkey.

SEE?!?! Plus they're family. I mean, does Grampa Barry even exist in your world?

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Details, details! And I haven't even heard of half those people. Though Red Tornado is pretty nice.

Yeah, my uncle's still around, but no superpowers. It was actually really weird trying to imagine him with superspeed when the other you told me about it.

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

He's COOL!! He's the adult whatchamacallit for YJ. I really like his daughter!

....Grampa Barry's alive in your world?

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

YJ? Daughter? What?

...uh. Shouldn't he be?

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

Young Justice. It's our team.

He died saving everyone. That's why he's the greatest superhero ever and when I get older I'm gonna be the Flash, just like him.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Huh. Who's 'us' in this case?

.....Dude, I like my uncle and all, but geez. I'm kinda glad I don't have to compete with that.

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

Me and Robin and Wonder Girl and Superboy and Cis--former Arrowette and Secret and Empress and Slobo!

Yeah, well, you couldn't live up to him if you tried.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Okay, I know one person on that list. How many superheroes are in your world?

Geez! What on Earth did I ever do to you?

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I've never counted. Lots?

You're just real mean. And made Jesse the new Flash instead of me even though it should have been me and then it was all just a trick to try and make me focus.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, there's lots in mine as well, but I get the feeling your lots is lots more than my lots. ...and that's a lot of lots.

[FACEPALM] How many times do I have to say that that wasn't me? Firstly, I don't even know who Jesse is, and second, why would I be picking new a Flash? I'm doing just fine on my own and it's not like I'm getting old or anything.

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

You asked me what you ever did to me!

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

But that wasn't me me!

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

I was just answering the question!