So i herd u liek ceiling cats: 


I'm in ur comm makin' crack posts. :P INSERT MACROS HERE.

If anybody needs Zita, she's busy running screaming across the Obs Deck. Screw the weapons and possessions lockers, she has some SPAZZING to do.

Anders leans out the door of the Sensorium.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEY MEATSHIP RESIDENTS. CHOW'S ON."

Through the doors is a churrascaria, impeccably staffed by well-oiled Brazilian waiters in banana hammocks who all bear a passing resemblance to Hugh Jackman. Each of them is carrying a spit loaded up with no less than half a roasted animal.

"FORMAL DRESS IS REQUIRED."

This is why Anders is wearing a tie over her plantsuit.

Soooo. Pairings. Threesomes. Platonic relationships.

Who's going to hook up on trans_9? Who gets together in your fantasies? What absolutely unworkable crack pairing do you giggle about?

List 'em here. And who knows, maybe we can play around a bit in this post. ;)