Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking about with that video either...

Anyway, how would you like a meme? A CHIRSTMAS meme.

Basically, Santa makes a trip to bring joy to all of the meatship. What gift do they get? Or if they would get coal, what gift would they want?

Samus would get a super awesome armor maintenance kit. She'd be pretty surprised considering I don't think she's ever gotten a gift in her life and has no idea wtf Christmas is. Maybe she'd like some nice Christmas chocolates, too.

Indy would get books. REAL books. Like an encyclopedia about dead civilizations or something.

Mei Ling also gets real books :P But more literature-y stuff than nonfiction like Indy gets.

Scout would like a brand new shiny baseball bat, but gets another ugly sweater like he's gotten every year of his entire life.