WELCOME TO DRUNKPARTY FIVE DRINK MINIMUM
Welcome to the wildest party in what remains of the multiverse! Music! Booze! Flirting! Booze! Dancing! Booze! Fighting! Booze!
As you may have noticed, there is a lot of sloshed-getting at this party. All the drinks are alcoholic, except for the non-alcoholic drinks, which are extra alcoholic. If it is physically possible for you to get drunk, then you probably are. If not, you might anyway. This is, after all, the most scientifically advanced booze in the multiverse.
Go forth! Drink and be merry! | |