WHAT I WOULD DO TO YOU: THE MEME OF THE MEME

*picture from your fantasies goes here---oh yeah, baby*

HOW IT WORKS:
-Post with your character(s).
-Other characters post, anon or logged in, describing in loving detail or biting brevity exactly what they would do to that character if given half the chance and no consequences.

examples:
-I would share a cheese sandwich with you.
-I would call you King Stuffypants.
-I would tie you up with fuzzy die and kiss you senseless.
-I would shove you out the airlock with extreme prejudice.

Optionally play out these scenes for the lulz. Have at it!