I know we're probably memed out for a while, but this is a simple one that came up---some of you have participated from other games already, so maybe some people from this game have questions for your characters too! It's simple:

1. Go over there!
2. Post as your character!
3. Link to your thread in the comments over here!
4. You, the player, visit threads and harass other characters! Or you could ask for advice, but that's an embarrassment-less path of boringness.
5. Knock yourselves out!