The I'd Hit It Meme

[almostluver.livejournal.com]

The I'D HIT IT Meme
{borrowed/inspired by: nottome}


Let's face it. There are some pretty hot people out there. Ever pointed somebody out to your friends and say, I'd hit it?

Well now you have the chance to say it to their faces!
The rules of the game are simple:

1. Comment as your character. (One comment per character.)

2. Comment to others!!! Don't be shy!!!

3. Got a friend who's too shy? Post their character's name for them! They may or may not thank you for it.

4. IT'S FOR FUN, YOU GUYS. FUN!

Comments

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

And you?

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Seventeen, actually. How old did you think I was?

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Hasn't any told you? Age is just a number.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

A number which gives an idea of other things like experience, physical health, maturity, risk of legal ramifications...

A lot of things can be reduced to numbers. Everything, actually. That doesn't make them any less important.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Either you miss the point deliberately or you're just an idiot.

In a purely physical encounter, age is irrelevant providing that both parties are able and have given uncoerced and informed consent.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Or I'm from a culture where such things are no longer common and you're being close-minded.

And anyway, I'm not interested in a purely physical encounter.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Or I'm deliberately baiting you.

[Smirk] She's right, you are cuter when you're angry.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

...very funny.

She who?

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Not really.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

...you didn't answer my question.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Is 'stating the obvious' one of your special talents?

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

It comes from dealing with people with lesser intelligence levels. They seem to need it a lot.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

How terrible for you.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

After the tenth time of hearing someone come to a conclusion that they would have known if they'd only read your (hardly that extensive) report, you'd feel the same way.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Sarcasm is the rhetorical device of using a characterization of something or someone in order to express contempt. It is closely connected with irony, in that the two are often combined in the same statement.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

...I know that. That doesn't make my answer any less valid.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

You're not the only one who hands reports to people vastly under-qualified or else unmotivated to evaluate them.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Do they then turn around and announce glaringly obvious things that you'd learned about weeks before hand as though it was some big revelation?

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Constantly.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Oh. Then I guess you already know what that's like.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

...

Obviously.