WAKING UP!

[twin-fans.livejournal.com]

Your character is in a nice, warm bed, wearing their bedclothes (or lack thereof) of choice. It's comfortable, it's fluffy, and it's great...

Unfortunately, someone's in bed with them. They might roll over and accidentally cop a feel before waking up fully, they might notice the heat on their backs, but whatever the case may be, there's someone in there with them. They could easily remember the night before, how that happened, but...

Where's the fun in that?

Comments

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

[Whoever designed her shell was in the same line of artists as the man who designed pre-fad homes— brilliant at first, but when you see a thousand semi-identical versions them every day, not so much.

Of course she's completely without scar, having only recently gotten this particular body.]

Standard issue, I'm afraid.

[crusades]

[ With curves like hers, he'd say the iPod was the more appropriate analogy.

But he won't, because while bawdy banter is always entertaining, he currently has more pressing concerns. ]

You're not at all surprised to be here?

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

[A one-shoulders shrug dislodges the sheet a bit more. iPod? More like a Porche.]

I've had worse.

[Information control and data-altering is one of her best specialties. She'll play along, meme.]

Although I am a bit surprised. You didn't strike me as a lush.

[crusades]

[ Oh, har har... As far as he knew she hadn't had anything from him yet. ]

You're too hard on yourself. I'm sure there's somebody out there for you who wouldn't need to be plied with liquor first.

And you ought to trust your instincts, too. I'm teetotal.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

[Oh really? And what do you remember from last night?]

True. But where's the fun in that?

[Why yes, high-grade government cyberbrains are intended to be used to render high-fidelity fake photos of Batman singing drunken karaoke. Why do you ask?]

[crusades]

[ He wouldn't believe it. He'd only ever sung karaoke the once and he was very much sober. And the wellbeing of a certain Wonder Pig was on the line. ]

Well, I could name several techniques that a drunkard would struggle to perform...

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

[Strike that, then. Time for personal gratification...drunken topless Karaoke. Wonder Pig can come too.]

Sounds like you've done your homework.

[crusades]

[ Factor in a group of well-dressed gents and gentesses in tears at his rendition of Am I Blue and you've got a deal. ]

I have a reputation to maintain, so I try to be well versed in the appropriate fields.

[ When he says 'reputation' he probably means 'pretense'. Bruce Wayne was a notorious playboy, and it simply wouldn't do if it got out that he was lousy in bed. It was a tough job, but somebody had to do it... ]