WAKING UP!

[twin-fans.livejournal.com]

Your character is in a nice, warm bed, wearing their bedclothes (or lack thereof) of choice. It's comfortable, it's fluffy, and it's great...

Unfortunately, someone's in bed with them. They might roll over and accidentally cop a feel before waking up fully, they might notice the heat on their backs, but whatever the case may be, there's someone in there with them. They could easily remember the night before, how that happened, but...

Where's the fun in that?

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[kawalskyeffect.livejournal.com]

[...Now that doesn't feel like a woman. Kawalsky opens his eyes. Definitely not human.]

WHAT THE @#$%!

[governorkang]

[Kang's eyes snap open.

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WHAT.

TTLY FALLING OUT OF THE BED NOW AND SCRAMBLING FOR HIS SWORD.]

Why the bloody #$@& are you - what in the Abyss is going on?!

[Have some curses in Nerakese, Charles. :D]

[kawalskyeffect.livejournal.com]

[Dear God, where are his PANTS? Thank God he's wearing his boxers.]

I've got no #%$@ing clue. What the @#$%! What the @#$%!

[governorkang]

[Yeah, dude, you've got a wicked-looking flamberge pointed at you. :|]

This has to be a damn nightmare.

[kawalskyeffect.livejournal.com]

[Kawalsky has found his pants and is now scrambling into them.]

Put that @#$&ing thing away! I didn't do this and I HOPE this is a nightmare because this is $%@#ed up!

[governorkang]

[He glares, but puts it away, not bothering with his own clothing, and crosses his arms over his chest with a snort.]

I want to know what the hell is going on here.

[kawalskyeffect.livejournal.com]

That makes two of us. There's no way in hell I could've gotten drunk enough for this!

[governorkang]

Or me. [Hissing? Yep. And not a sissy human hiss, either.]

There has to be some sort of logical explanation for this.

[kawalskyeffect.livejournal.com]

Hell if I know. Maybe it's someone's idea of a practical joke.

[governorkang]

If that's the case, they won't be living for very much longer.

[Dead. Serious.]

[kawalskyeffect.livejournal.com]

You took the words right out of my mouth.

[governorkang]

[He snorts, and gets his armor and weapons on.]

You remember anything at all?

[kawalskyeffect.livejournal.com]

Not a @#$%ing thing.

[governorkang]

Same. I'm going to see if I can find out what the hell is going on.

[And if he finds out who, kill them. 8|]