"See, here in the Engineering Department of Stacy, we don't have a Chain of Command so much as a Measurement Chart of Command, and you can imagine how it would throw things off if, say, you through infernal methods of gender-transformation became taller than, say, me. That's why you did it, isn't it? Isn't it, Wyn?"

What? Of course he recognizes her.

"But seriously, what am I now, 6 foot? 5-11? I feel so puny."