If you didn't see this coming...you need glasses

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

Alright. Alright. So we've been getting up to some wierd stuff on this crack comm. And, do we want to stop? I think everyone can give a resounding "NO!" to that question. And, after a wierd stage for me in which I woke up one day with philosophy like Buddha, I realized something that this crack comm is desperately missing...

A gender-bending meme.

Rules.
1. Comment with your character reacting to the sudden change in body parts. If boy--then a girl, if a girl--then a boy. You get the idea.
2. Other characters comment  with mockery, flirtation, and/or outrage of their own on the first comment. Anything goes.
3. Don't talk about fight club. Profit*

[*profit does not mean that your character can go off into a room and explore their new body. new body does not come in extra large or extra small and is quite realistic in counterpart form. results may vary if you are a shklee or a shkler. do not take meme if pregnant.]

Comments

First, bitches.

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

What the Hell? (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y77/havoc88/asukareimenfolks.jpg)

This isn't right! I'm not-

I'm a-

Agghhhhhh!

[playsin-traffic.livejournal.com]

...what?

_{[Staring down at himself. What the Hell.]}

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

I think that's what we all want to know. [This girl looks kind of familiar. Ish.]

[governorkang]

[Huh. He feels kind of weird, but he's not sure why yet.

Oh, and he's a good six inches shorter and slightly leaner.]

[proffesorcrisis.livejournal.com]

Well. Eh. At least my mind's the same? I hope Lin swings both ways...

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

...

..

Great. Now i'm the Kwisatz Haderach.

[morphitudinous]

Kwisatz Haderach?

[She thinks she recognizes Sheeana. The male gives off that familiar 'creepy sage' vibe.]

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

[There is really only one proper response to this.]

What the fuck just happened.

[morphitudinous]

I'm currently attempting to answer that question. I failed to notice any unusual activity at the time of the transformations, but there must be an energy signature somewhere!

[seems too busy to be frightened---it's not so bad, he's been in a female body before]

...you're Wyn, correct?

non gendersegregated society

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

Sigh. (http://omoikane.as.arizona.edu/~enielsen/animenight/crestofthestars/abriel.jpg) What difference is this supposed to make?

[bored-admiral.livejournal.com]

You take after your father.

[lilyofthedrills.livejournal.com]

Not only do I have to do icky, scary stuff, I have to like it now!

[notsaintkaiser.livejournal.com]

...I know the feeling...

[notastaffchick.livejournal.com]

Um. I don't think this is physically possible! [Hunter? Panicking? ... maybe.]

[givememysamples.livejournal.com]

Not funny.

[bored-admiral.livejournal.com]

...how droll.

[sonotasuperhero.livejournal.com]

Okay, so... when I close my eyes, I'll wake up and everything will be normal, right?

Right?

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

Until whoever broke the multiverse fixes it...or at least apologizes to whatever mystical, fantastic entity they zizzed off...we are stuck like this.

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

...

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

*brb pointing and laughing*

[prof-indiana.livejournal.com]

Seriously?

[different-skies.livejournal.com]

...Oh, hey! I'm flatter than usual!

[May be poking new flat chest.]

[May also be looking for cute straight girls and gay boys.]

[morphitudinous]

[Billy is...not particularly freaking out about suddenly having a female body. It's a far superior situation to one he'd ended up in before.

So he has blueprints laid out and a little evidence-gathering table, ever-focused on attempting to find a solution to their problem.]

Everyone, don't be alarmed! I'm sure we'll find a solution soon enough if we work together.

[governorkang]

...

[No way.]

Billy?

[quark-assassin.livejournal.com]

Gender-bending has not helped Dustin’s unfortunate appearance at all. He—ah, she—has all the necessary curves, all the proper anatomical differences, but facial structure hasn’t changed that much at all. Scraggly, dark brown hair, thick eyebrows, oversized, crooked nose…

“Someone’s gonna slap a bitch.”

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

[Here is a very unsettled Nura with hands on hips and a 'somebody is going to pay' look in the eyes] Okay, boys. Whatever you two did to the multiverse, fix it.

[is-the-ultimate.livejournal.com]

First person to mention what I have is going to get HURT.

[And Shadow crosses her arms over her chest]

[notsaintkaiser.livejournal.com]

I'm hiding in my room until this is all over...

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

First order of business -

"Aww balls, I'm part of the itty-bitty-tittie-committee."

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

"How are you still taller than me? How?" Seriously, universe, that is just not fair.

[sent-herself.livejournal.com]

After a long period of horrified, vocal inhalation -

"This . . . this would have been SO much more of a GOOD surprise if it had happened, oh, last year."

[not_the_philistine]

"What sorcery is this?!"

Yeah, now Goliath could use a shirt.

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

A quick check over with hands, and even moving clothing away from key areas before exclaiming, "Somehow Reed Richards has to be behind this, right? I can't see Pym trying it."

[waylostandfound.livejournal.com]

"I'm a blonde. This is not happening." Rubbing a hand over face.