If you didn't see this coming...you need glasses

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

Alright. Alright. So we've been getting up to some wierd stuff on this crack comm. And, do we want to stop? I think everyone can give a resounding "NO!" to that question. And, after a wierd stage for me in which I woke up one day with philosophy like Buddha, I realized something that this crack comm is desperately missing...

A gender-bending meme.

Rules.
1. Comment with your character reacting to the sudden change in body parts. If boy--then a girl, if a girl--then a boy. You get the idea.
2. Other characters comment  with mockery, flirtation, and/or outrage of their own on the first comment. Anything goes.
3. Don't talk about fight club. Profit*

[*profit does not mean that your character can go off into a room and explore their new body. new body does not come in extra large or extra small and is quite realistic in counterpart form. results may vary if you are a shklee or a shkler. do not take meme if pregnant.]

Comments

First, bitches.

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

What the Hell? (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y77/havoc88/asukareimenfolks.jpg)

This isn't right! I'm not-

I'm a-

Agghhhhhh!

[playsin-traffic.livejournal.com]

...what?

_{[Staring down at himself. What the Hell.]}

[governorkang]

[Huh. He feels kind of weird, but he's not sure why yet.

Oh, and he's a good six inches shorter and slightly leaner.]

[proffesorcrisis.livejournal.com]

Well. Eh. At least my mind's the same? I hope Lin swings both ways...

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

...

..

Great. Now i'm the Kwisatz Haderach.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

[There is really only one proper response to this.]

What the fuck just happened.

non gendersegregated society

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

Sigh. (http://omoikane.as.arizona.edu/~enielsen/animenight/crestofthestars/abriel.jpg) What difference is this supposed to make?

[lilyofthedrills.livejournal.com]

Not only do I have to do icky, scary stuff, I have to like it now!

[notastaffchick.livejournal.com]

Um. I don't think this is physically possible! [Hunter? Panicking? ... maybe.]

[givememysamples.livejournal.com]

Not funny.

[bored-admiral.livejournal.com]

...how droll.

[bored-admiral.livejournal.com]

You take after your father.

[sonotasuperhero.livejournal.com]

Okay, so... when I close my eyes, I'll wake up and everything will be normal, right?

Right?

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

...

[prof-indiana.livejournal.com]

Seriously?

[morphitudinous]

I'm currently attempting to answer that question. I failed to notice any unusual activity at the time of the transformations, but there must be an energy signature somewhere!

[seems too busy to be frightened---it's not so bad, he's been in a female body before]

...you're Wyn, correct?

[different-skies.livejournal.com]

...Oh, hey! I'm flatter than usual!

[May be poking new flat chest.]

[May also be looking for cute straight girls and gay boys.]

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

... how many blonde Irish people do you know, Billy? [It's really not hard to guess who you are, genderflipped-Billy.]

[morphitudinous]

[Billy is...not particularly freaking out about suddenly having a female body. It's a far superior situation to one he'd ended up in before.

So he has blueprints laid out and a little evidence-gathering table, ever-focused on attempting to find a solution to their problem.]

Everyone, don't be alarmed! I'm sure we'll find a solution soon enough if we work together.

[morphitudinous]

That's a fair point. And you look similar...it's somewhat strange to be shorter than you, to be honest.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

It can't be any stranger than actually being taller than someone for a change.

... well, someone who's not twelve, anyway.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

I think that's what we all want to know. [This girl looks kind of familiar. Ish.]

[quark-assassin.livejournal.com]

Gender-bending has not helped Dustin’s unfortunate appearance at all. He—ah, she—has all the necessary curves, all the proper anatomical differences, but facial structure hasn’t changed that much at all. Scraggly, dark brown hair, thick eyebrows, oversized, crooked nose…

“Someone’s gonna slap a bitch.”

[morphitudinous]

[See that? That's the old Billy Pout, now feminized.]

And from your new height, your mad schemes will reach ever higher plateaus of success?

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

[Here is a very unsettled Nura with hands on hips and a 'somebody is going to pay' look in the eyes] Okay, boys. Whatever you two did to the multiverse, fix it.