If you didn't see this coming...you need glasses

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

Alright. Alright. So we've been getting up to some wierd stuff on this crack comm. And, do we want to stop? I think everyone can give a resounding "NO!" to that question. And, after a wierd stage for me in which I woke up one day with philosophy like Buddha, I realized something that this crack comm is desperately missing...

A gender-bending meme.

Rules.
1. Comment with your character reacting to the sudden change in body parts. If boy--then a girl, if a girl--then a boy. You get the idea.
2. Other characters comment  with mockery, flirtation, and/or outrage of their own on the first comment. Anything goes.
3. Don't talk about fight club. Profit*

[*profit does not mean that your character can go off into a room and explore their new body. new body does not come in extra large or extra small and is quite realistic in counterpart form. results may vary if you are a shklee or a shkler. do not take meme if pregnant.]

Comments

[morphitudinous]

[Billy is...not particularly freaking out about suddenly having a female body. It's a far superior situation to one he'd ended up in before.

So he has blueprints laid out and a little evidence-gathering table, ever-focused on attempting to find a solution to their problem.]

Everyone, don't be alarmed! I'm sure we'll find a solution soon enough if we work together.

[governorkang]

...

[No way.]

Billy?

[morphitudinous]

Hey Kang! [Not many other Draconians around, are there?]

...you appear to be shocked. Is there something particularly disturbing about this conundrum for you?

[governorkang]

You're female.

[Duh. :|

Oh, and he hasn't really noticed his own sex change yet.]

[morphitudinous]

[Duh, he thinks right back.]

Affirmative. It's not something I would have volunteered for, but I have experience with a similar situation that was far more awkward for the involved parties. So this temporary problem isn't as distressing as it could have been for me.

[Billy is shorter too, so he doesn't immediately perceive differences in Kang.] Several of us spontaneously changed sexes a short while ago. I'm attempting to find the cause and a solution.

[governorkang]

That's... very strange.

[...wait. Wait. Now he's getting a really bad feeling.]

[morphitudinous]

Yes, but I've resolved stranger situations in the past.

[..wait.]

Forgive me if this is an offensive question, but have you lost weight?

[governorkang]

[...he's shorter. His armor isn't fitting quite as well as it did before. And... oh hell, are his hips just a little bit wider?

DAMMIT.]

I think it affected me as well.

[morphitudinous]

I'm sorry, Kang. But as I said, I have some experience with physical alterations. Whenever the triggering agent is found, I'll begin work immediately to reverse it.

Are you going to be all right?

[governorkang]

I'm. Uh. Fine.

[This kind of screws things up with Fonrar. Just a bit.]

I'll be even better when this mess gets resolved.

[morphitudinous]

We all will, I'm sure of that. I feel out of balance, which is a state I haven't been in for quite some time.

[Yeah, why did she have to be cursed with a slightly bigger than average chest.]

[governorkang]

[At least Kang doesn't have to worry about all of a sudden having breasts. Score one for reptiles.]

...is there any way I can help?

[morphitudinous]

If you can remember anything unusual from the moment of transformation, that would help. I'll also be testing my blood and the atmosphere for any abnormalities.

[governorkang]

Problem is, because the differences with my race are so subtle, I don't know when it happened.

[morphitudinous]

You're fortunate, at least.

[Extra hair and new chest fat are not fun, as the hair flopping in her eyes highlights.]

It's all right. If the transformation affected everyone, I'm sure a cure can be adapted to restore everyone to their normal bodies.