If you didn't see this coming...you need glasses

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

Alright. Alright. So we've been getting up to some wierd stuff on this crack comm. And, do we want to stop? I think everyone can give a resounding "NO!" to that question. And, after a wierd stage for me in which I woke up one day with philosophy like Buddha, I realized something that this crack comm is desperately missing...

A gender-bending meme.

Rules.
1. Comment with your character reacting to the sudden change in body parts. If boy--then a girl, if a girl--then a boy. You get the idea.
2. Other characters comment  with mockery, flirtation, and/or outrage of their own on the first comment. Anything goes.
3. Don't talk about fight club. Profit*

[*profit does not mean that your character can go off into a room and explore their new body. new body does not come in extra large or extra small and is quite realistic in counterpart form. results may vary if you are a shklee or a shkler. do not take meme if pregnant.]

Comments

[playsin-traffic.livejournal.com]

...what?

_{[Staring down at himself. What the Hell.]}

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

I think that's what we all want to know. [This girl looks kind of familiar. Ish.]

[playsin-traffic.livejournal.com]

I... why the hell do I have boobs?

_{[Blinkblink.]}

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Probably for the same reason I don't anymore? Which is pretty much 'fuck if we know, but it better not be permanent'.

[playsin-traffic.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I like being a guy. I had a girlfriend.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

I think this means she's a guy, if that helps. [shrugs]

[playsin-traffic.livejournal.com]

...but I'm not attracted to dudes.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

So... I guess the shift in brain chemistry didn't go that far. Not helpful, then. [When in doubt, SCIENCE.]