If you didn't see this coming...you need glasses

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

Alright. Alright. So we've been getting up to some wierd stuff on this crack comm. And, do we want to stop? I think everyone can give a resounding "NO!" to that question. And, after a wierd stage for me in which I woke up one day with philosophy like Buddha, I realized something that this crack comm is desperately missing...

A gender-bending meme.

Rules.
1. Comment with your character reacting to the sudden change in body parts. If boy--then a girl, if a girl--then a boy. You get the idea.
2. Other characters comment  with mockery, flirtation, and/or outrage of their own on the first comment. Anything goes.
3. Don't talk about fight club. Profit*

[*profit does not mean that your character can go off into a room and explore their new body. new body does not come in extra large or extra small and is quite realistic in counterpart form. results may vary if you are a shklee or a shkler. do not take meme if pregnant.]

Comments

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, because I find myself suddenly of the fairer sex, my first concern is how this is going to affect my track and field rating."

[morphitudinous]

She tilts her head, considering the problem.

"I'm confident that we'll resolve this soon. All things considered, it could have been worse---we could have swapped bodies with our female colleagues, for example."

Been there, done that. For other guys it might've been fun. Not Billy.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

"I think I coulda switched with Wyn to mostly the same effect. Except shorter."

He . . . she shrugs. "Hey, things could be a lot worse indeed. What would you say, direct alteration of reality a likely source of causation over anything physical? I'm trying to rule out mass hypnosis as we speak."

[morphitudinous]

"Yes, of course. You still retain your height advantage."

She smiles slightly. "i find hypnosis unlikely. My suspicions lean toward alteration at the molecular level, but I won't be certain without further testing."

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

"If there was hypnosis it wouldn't fool my cyber-parts. I'm checking my biological records for hormonal aberrations -"