If you didn't see this coming...you need glasses

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

Alright. Alright. So we've been getting up to some wierd stuff on this crack comm. And, do we want to stop? I think everyone can give a resounding "NO!" to that question. And, after a wierd stage for me in which I woke up one day with philosophy like Buddha, I realized something that this crack comm is desperately missing...

A gender-bending meme.

Rules.
1. Comment with your character reacting to the sudden change in body parts. If boy--then a girl, if a girl--then a boy. You get the idea.
2. Other characters comment  with mockery, flirtation, and/or outrage of their own on the first comment. Anything goes.
3. Don't talk about fight club. Profit*

[*profit does not mean that your character can go off into a room and explore their new body. new body does not come in extra large or extra small and is quite realistic in counterpart form. results may vary if you are a shklee or a shkler. do not take meme if pregnant.]

Comments

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

"... did you just complain about being 5'11"? Really?" Wyn is 5'6", maybe 5'7" on a good day. Gender-flipped.

"Besides, if I'd done this, I'd have actually succeeded at being taller than someone who is not Billy, because I don't think that counts."

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

"God, yeah, it's awful."

Allen stretches, arms in the air, working kinks out of the back, on tip-toes, looming mockingly over poor, short, dude-Wyn.

"I mean look at me. I'm so petite. How will I reach the secret cookies I keep on the top shelves now? When I'm so tiny and all?"

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Hey, you know what short people are good at? Poking tall people in the ribcage for being mocking.

"I hate you. Just so you know."

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

Ouch. Oof.

"You do not. You love me. In fact I bet you're wildly attracted to me now, since I am also so lithe and feminine."

Try stick-shaped and moderately angular.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Wyn thinks for a second, then shakes her (his?) head. "No, I don't think so. ... either I'm gay or you're not my type, and we are not experimenting to find out which."

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

"Haha! I am offended you would suggest it, since I continue to be devoted to my wife, who is at least a LITTLE gay because I asked her if she would still love me if just this sort of situation were to occur and she said yes but we'd have to get a strap-on."

ALLEN TAKES PRIDE IN HIS TMI, DAMMIT.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

That was most definitely TMI. And you might have managed to stun Wyn into silence, Allen.