If you didn't see this coming...you need glasses

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

Alright. Alright. So we've been getting up to some wierd stuff on this crack comm. And, do we want to stop? I think everyone can give a resounding "NO!" to that question. And, after a wierd stage for me in which I woke up one day with philosophy like Buddha, I realized something that this crack comm is desperately missing...

A gender-bending meme.

Rules.
1. Comment with your character reacting to the sudden change in body parts. If boy--then a girl, if a girl--then a boy. You get the idea.
2. Other characters comment  with mockery, flirtation, and/or outrage of their own on the first comment. Anything goes.
3. Don't talk about fight club. Profit*

[*profit does not mean that your character can go off into a room and explore their new body. new body does not come in extra large or extra small and is quite realistic in counterpart form. results may vary if you are a shklee or a shkler. do not take meme if pregnant.]

Comments

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Oh, so can I. It's just... irritating. And if it's permanent I think I'm going to have to hurt someone-- ooh, you have stilts? [Just in case you were still wondering if this was Wyn...]

[morphitudinous]

Affirmative!

Well...I don't have them currently, but I built a pair of self-adjusting stable stilts for the county fair at home. They were especially designed for clumsy people---with this body, I suspect that I'll need that extra support.

But I'm not too worried. If my analysis succeeds, we'll be restored to our proper bodies before too long. [She pushes the hair out of her eyes---geez, having long hair is complicated.]

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Just because you're not used to it yet? I mean, I'm still trying not to look around for someone else behind me when I start talking, so I can't even imagine trying to walk on stilts right now.

Do you want a hair tie? [... what? Hair ties are useful even if you have short hair.]

[morphitudinous]

Exactly. There's a center of gravity difference, shorter limbs, weight distribution...

[She looks embarrassed, gently pulling back on her hair.] I'd appreciate that, thank you.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

[Ta-dah, it's a hair tie from his pocket!] There you go! And those sound really interesting.

[morphitudinous]

[She rather clumsily ties her hair up in a very disheveled bun, with bits and pieces sticking out here and there. At least she knows better than to try makeup again.]

Thank you. If I ever get the chance, I'll show you---but you wanted to see my giant blue unicorn first, correct?

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

[Wyn just had his first 'oh, girl' moment in a guy's body after seeing that bun. Even as a short-haired person, Wyn could do better than that.]

Oh, well, yeah, let's have the giant robots first. Obviously.