If you didn't see this coming...you need glasses

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

Alright. Alright. So we've been getting up to some wierd stuff on this crack comm. And, do we want to stop? I think everyone can give a resounding "NO!" to that question. And, after a wierd stage for me in which I woke up one day with philosophy like Buddha, I realized something that this crack comm is desperately missing...

A gender-bending meme.

Rules.
1. Comment with your character reacting to the sudden change in body parts. If boy--then a girl, if a girl--then a boy. You get the idea.
2. Other characters comment  with mockery, flirtation, and/or outrage of their own on the first comment. Anything goes.
3. Don't talk about fight club. Profit*

[*profit does not mean that your character can go off into a room and explore their new body. new body does not come in extra large or extra small and is quite realistic in counterpart form. results may vary if you are a shklee or a shkler. do not take meme if pregnant.]

Comments

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

"Barely." She smirks. "Don't get used to it. Kim, right?"

[different-skies.livejournal.com]

"It still counts!" he grins. "And yep - how many people here have blue hair and a biosuit?" ...Slightly self-conscious pause, although not for long, before he double-checks - "You are Allen, right?"

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

"Hold on."

She reaches up to check her face. Mass of jewfro? Check. Nose that's been broken at least twice? Check. Cybertronic brain parts and nanorobotic secondary immune system? Check.

"Probably."

[different-skies.livejournal.com]

"You know, there are probably people here you can talk to about your lack of confidence in your identity."

He almost manages to say it with a straight face. Almost.