Would You Marry Me?

[mica-silverwind.livejournal.com]

AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR KUROI TO BE PRE-EMPTED BY THE



MARRIED SINCE FOREVER MEME

Step 1: Post with your character
Step 2: Reply to some other character as if your own had been married to the above for X amount of time.
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit!

Rules:
Age up the kidlets, unless it's funnier if you don't.
Gaymarried is fine. For lulz, if nothing else, people.
No porn, please
Have fun making odd couples
Ship it. Ship it hard.
Tell Kuroi: "neener neener"

Comments

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[Considering there are no other Draenei aboard, JUST HOW DID YOU LAND BIG HOOF HERE?]

[governorkang]

[It's a complete mystery how this situation happened to Kang, too. WTF.]

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[No clue, bro. See what happens when you get a draenei and a draconian drunk? Marriage. MYSTERIOUS, MYSTERIOUS MARRIAGE.]

[Good morning, Kang.] [Have an affectionate pat of your horns.]

[governorkang]

[Dude, when he said he liked you, he didn't mean like that. And who knew that partaking of that particular drink equaled a marriage ceremony?]

...morning, Nehaa.

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[It could be worse; you could've woken up married to Hiccup.]

[Everything is ready to open at the bar. I'm going to go and practice my swordplay.]

I CANNOT RESIST THIS

[scourgeborne.livejournal.com]

[She somehow has a feeling she was horribly horribly blackmailed. Or mind controlled. Or drugged. She really doesn't even know.]

Re: I CANNOT RESIST THIS

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[Nehaalista is fairly sure this is the universe's way of getting back at her. This might not be the most loving marriage, but Nehaalista is at least respectful and dutiful.]

[Your face is going to freeze that way.]

[scourgeborne.livejournal.com]

[A small grunt goes here.]

I'm sure it couldn't possibly freeze anymore.

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[It certainly could. And then you'd be stuck with that awful face for the rest of your days.]

[sonofether.livejournal.com]

::How else? By being charming, guileless, and a derp. And thereby melting the Heart of the Hoof.::

[So, how was your day?]

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[Totally reasonable. Tiny husband is tiny, but Nehaa is cheerfully doesn't mind. She kisses his cheek.]

[Much better now that you're here. I assume your experiments have gone well?]

[sonofether.livejournal.com]

::It actually seems to have made him a bit less of a bastard. His mother always said a good woman would settle him down...::

[Good. Good. So...how do you feel about testing out something for me? I think I might have come up with a new microcrystalline weapon oil...]

::though that COULD be the downside, right there::

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[Nehaalista raises her eyebrows.]

[You're sure this isn't going to blow up, and ruin my mace forever?] [She is ridiculously attached to her mace, you know.]

[sonofether.livejournal.com]

[I promise! There shouldn't be anything reactive in there. Scientist's honor!] ::Oh yes. He knows. Besides, he's been on the receiving end of a few smites in his time.::

::It was all worth it. He says that every time.::

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[she purses her lips and shifts on her hooves. She supposes there are worse things... but. Mace. ;A;]

[Well, alright. But you're sleeping on the Observation deck if something happens to my mace.]

[sonofether.livejournal.com]

[I can fix it!] ::Probably not the most intelligent thing you've ever said, or in this case signed, Master Scientist.::

[Er, if anything goes wrong. Which it shouldn't!] ::Noooo he doesn't want to sleep on the Obs Deck.::