http://astridhofferson.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] astridhofferson.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere 2010-10-24 07:37 am (UTC)

The cheesecake was a trap.

Every last cheesy slice. Deliciously sweet, topped with strawberries; the weakness of her taste buds. Not even the most rigorous of girls could fight against that.

A cruel, oh so yummy trap. And she fell for it.

And she now fell off her bench. Sliding right off her seat and collapsing on the ground, slurring nonsensical curses, mixed in with hiccups, into the grass. ...Wonderful.

She'll kill them! Whoever had the bright idea to taint the sweets and make a fool out of her, pull one over her like this. She'll maim them!

...As soon as she can pick herself up off the ground. They will pay alright. Yep.

Woe.

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