DOUBLE MEME FRIDAY AW YEAH

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

The Morning After Meme!

1. Your character wakes up in a bed that isn't their own. Or maybe it is.
2. That person in the bed next to them though? They definitely aren't supposed to be there.
3. Soooo... what happened? What clothes are still on, if there is anything? And most importantly, what happens next?
4. ???
5. Profit!

Comments

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

Five more...

[She tugs the covers over.]

Pudding...

[a_mere_human]

[He tightens his finger around the trigger.]

Get out of my bed.

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

Mmm...

[She hears him, but doesn't look. Brain is not processing.]

Bed... whose?

[a_mere_human]

[He fires a warning shot just past her head. That should wake her up.]

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

[It does! She yelps and scrambles off the bed in a panic.]

Who... Setsuna? What the hell you're insane!

[a_mere_human]

[And he's pointing a gun square at your forehead]

Why were you in my bed?

[And why did he wake up without his pants?]

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

I-this is your-what?

Why did I?! Where... where are your pants? Where are my pants?!

[jesus_is_gundam]

You tell me.

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

I... last night... I was at the Drunken Dragon and then... I don't know.

[a_mere_human]

[He let out a frustrated growl, but at least he lowered the gun. She was worse than Miss Sumeragi.]

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

I promise, I've never done anything like that before!

And it doesn't explain where your pants are!

[jesus_is_gundam]

[Yeah, sure. He believes you.]

I don't know where my pants are.

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

[Cagalli's not a drunkaaaaard!]

Yeah. And me being drunk doesn't explain that.

[jesus_is_gundam]

Or how you managed to get in here.

[Not that he can remember what happened last night. But he's fairly certain that this is all her fault.]

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

How do I know you didn't... didn't do something, and you're just acting like this to cover up?!

[jesus_is_gundam]

[Have a flat, annoyed look in response. Translation: That is the stupidest thing you have said so far.]

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

[Okay, that is kind of unlikely. Still.]

I didn't sneak into your bed and steal your pants! Someone probably set us up, and they're laughing their ass off right now!

[jesus_is_gundam]

[He initially gave her another dismissive look, but... well, when you have friends like Lockon and Duo, that wasn't out of the realm of possibility. He had to consider this.]

...

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

Which means... that someone is going to die.

Now let's get dressed.

[a_mere_human]

Agreed.

[There's a reason he doesn't actively dislike you as much as he does Kira.]

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

[And that reason is that she's not nearly as much of a hippie.]