DOUBLE MEME FRIDAY AW YEAH

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

The Morning After Meme!

1. Your character wakes up in a bed that isn't their own. Or maybe it is.
2. That person in the bed next to them though? They definitely aren't supposed to be there.
3. Soooo... what happened? What clothes are still on, if there is anything? And most importantly, what happens next?
4. ???
5. Profit!

Comments

[itsanaurakthing.livejournal.com]

[Mumble mumble in Nerakese, and a soft snort.]

[telekinetic_badass]

[oooooookay. This is....

ooooookay.]

...

[poke poke, nudge nudge]

Uh... hey. Hey...

[itsanaurakthing.livejournal.com]

Artis, stop.

[...

That is not Artis.

Scramble away!]

Who the hell are you?!

[telekinetic_badass]

...I'm Julian.

Just... tell me you're female. [Lie to him if you have to]

[itsanaurakthing.livejournal.com]

What... oh. Oh. There's no way that happened, but yes, I'm female.

[Srsly ew you're human and she's not into humans.]

[telekinetic_badass]

Okay. A girl-lizard. I can deal with that if we...

[He paused, then started to look her over, an eyebrow raising]

...where would I even...?

[How would that even work?]

[itsanaurakthing.livejournal.com]

[She sits up straight, somewhat indignantly.]

Draconian. It didn't happen, and it's not happening ever.

[telekinetic_badass]

[He tilted his head to the side, then tilted it further, leaning over some. He was trying to picture it in his head. So far, he's got nothin.]

I'm not even sure how it would. Turn to the side a little bit.

[Maybe if he looked at things from another angle...]

[itsanaurakthing.livejournal.com]

Stop!

[She is so about to punch you.]

[telekinetic_badass]

What? C'mon, you're not even morbidly curious?

[itsanaurakthing.livejournal.com]

No! I have a mate, and even if I didn't, you're... squishy. And human.