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DOUBLE MEME FRIDAY AW YEAH

The Morning After Meme!

1. Your character wakes up in a bed that isn't their own. Or maybe it is.
2. That person in the bed next to them though? They definitely aren't supposed to be there.
3. Soooo... what happened? What clothes are still on, if there is anything? And most importantly, what happens next?
4. ???
5. Profit!

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[Removes face from cover]

..........

[Cover? Also a face. Which is cracking an eye open now]

Bduh?

...you're not what I was reading!

[Accusative]

Y-you're not on my list of people to get taken to bed with!

[Then he takes a moment to look her over]

Well, you are now...

*hurls him against a wall with great force*

[Thud! Thump. Book is on the floor, looking aghast]

W-what the--?! If that's how you take a compliment, I can stick to insults!

Don't act so familiar with me! I don't even know who you are!

[At least she skipped the question of what you are.]

Hey, I don't either, that doesn't make you not hot.

And I -- I'm Zetta! The most badass freakin' Overlord in the cosmos! Hyaaa ha ha ha ha!

[Done from a book lying on its back on the floor by the wall? Not super impressive.]

Well you're certainly...heavy.

I've never heard a Tome call himself an Overlord before, though. Usually you're just complex Devices.

I'm a freakin' demon! I had to confine my soul to this damn book! It's not my real form!

Hm...bit of a reverse of what I've seen, but I'll believe it.

Is that how you replaced what I was reading? Demonic magic?

I can't DO that! And even if I could I was asleep!

So you're suggesting someone pranked both of us?

I can believe that, but then again, you are a demon.

Look, my thing is being the strongest person in the cosmos, not tricking my way into girls' beds.

When you put it like that, it's clear your priorities are elsewhere...

Yeah... I mean, hot girls are okay, but I'd rather have my body back for that!

I think I prefer you this way, from what I know so far.

[To which Zetta heaves a sigh]

Well, I AM pretty awesome in my body, but you have no way of knowing. Damn Ohm!

Your body got destroyed with your world?

Yep. Destroy the Sacred Tome and EVERYthing about the Netherworld goes with it -- Overlord included!

No offense to whomever created your world, but that just sounds like a universally fatal accident waiting to happen.

Naw. This is pretty much the first time it happened... ever. Because the damn Ohm tampered with the tome to keep me from stopping them single-handed!

Well obviously it would only happen o--you know what, never mind.

...I apologize for throwing you against the wall, seeing as there's no real way you could have taken advantage of my person. I simply don't deal well with lewd comments first thing in the morning, and the last magical tome I knew could transform into a human shape.

Oh hey, Reinforce, right? I met her. She helped me out when I first got here. I was stuck in the library! Like a common dictionary!

[Oh, the remembered indignities!]

[Wait... this means she comes from that world where men either don't exist or have absolutely no appeal to the girls there, right?]

[Damn!]

Yes. We knew each other a very long time ago...I should probably try to find her, now that I'm here.

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badassfreakingoverlord - 2011-01-09 00:36 (UTC) - Expand

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