DOUBLE MEME FRIDAY AW YEAH

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

The Morning After Meme!

1. Your character wakes up in a bed that isn't their own. Or maybe it is.
2. That person in the bed next to them though? They definitely aren't supposed to be there.
3. Soooo... what happened? What clothes are still on, if there is anything? And most importantly, what happens next?
4. ???
5. Profit!

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[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

[Kon blinked a single eye open.]

Loud. Ssh. Snuggle time is quiet time.

[His eye blinked closed. Then, all of a sudden, both eyes opened, wide with horror, and he shot up to a sit, letting out a horrified, girly-sounding squeal, clutching the rest of the sheets to his waist.]

Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no. Please tell me we didn't--please please tell me we didn't--

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

[Don't worry, Kon. She shares your sentiment exactly. She won't be telling about that girlish queal.] I was hoping you could tell me.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

I don't remember. Anything. From last night. Just something something, liquor fatal to most sentients, something something, had a bottle or three, something...something.

[Nope. It's a blank.]

But operating on the idea that it doesn't really matter either way...

Julian is going to kill me. I've broken the Bro Code!

[He buries his face in his hands.]

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Why is it always about Julian!

...Sorry, I know you he's your friend, but... [Seriously did not need that reminder.]

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's about my girlfriend, too. I'm double-dead. But she's back in the pods so he's just the most immediate threat to my continued existence.

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

Yet you immediately mention Julian.

It's not like I'm thrilled about this either. But why not, I've all ready made one mistake. [She gets up with the blanket still wrapped around her. Time to look for her clothes.]

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, this is definitely a breach of the Bro Code. Thou shalt not make the googly eyes at your bro's ex and/or a girl he's still interested in.

[A pause.]

Hey, wait, mistake? I'm a mistake? I am offended! That may very well have been the best few hours you can't remember of your life.

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

Madre de Dios, the best sex of my life will be with someone who doesn't have such an inflated opinion of himself. And with someone who actually cares about me. Like that's going to happen. You men are all the same.

Here. [Flings Kon's briefs at him.]

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

[They hit him in the face. He pulls them off.]

I'm just joking. Trying to ease the tension, that kinda thing.

And don't act like this is all my fault. Clearly, if we're both here, that whole drunken lapse in judgment thing was a two-way street. I'm just as much a victim of intoxication and teenage hormones here as you.

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

I know that! [She is just oh so incredibly pissed at herself right now.] And I don't find any of this funny.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

[Aw man, you know, he doesn't want her to feel bad about it or anything. He's frowning as he pulls on his underwear under the sheets.]

Look, I got the shot so babies aren't something to worry about, I can't even get diseases, so you don't have to worry about that, we don't remember what happened which means we might've just got naked, made out, and fell asleep, and even if we did--you know...

[A pause.]

Is that so bad? At least on your part? Not like you owed anyone anything.

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

I owe myself something!

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Implying that if a girl sleeps with a guy just because she got a little drunk and wanted some sex, she has no self-respect?

I think you're selling yourself a little short there.