1. He simultaneously thinks the universe of Elfangor and resents being trapped in his shadow. 2. He once ate and entire tray of Cinnabon cinnamon buns in his human morph. The EMTs had to be called. 3. Ax once spent three days pretending to be Jake while the Animorphs starved a Yeerk out of his head. Right under Iniss' nose. Shortly after that, Jake's parents took him to see a psychologist because they thought he'd had some sort of nervous break-down. 4. If given conflicting orders by Elfangor and Jake, Ax would obey Jake. 5. He once ran into a war hero so hard that the older Andalite fell over and bruised an eye-stalk. 6. He still retains the unfortunate Andalite views on people with disabilities -- namely, that they should keep themselves hidden to preserve what dignity they have left. 7. Shortly before Stacy picked him out of the timeline, he played a game of 'chicken' with a nuclear warhead and the Animorphs' home town. 8. His favorite TV shows are 'The Young and the Restless' and 'These Messages' (AKA commercials). 9. He could not bring himself to kill Visser Three's Andalite host when he had the opportunity, even though Alloran begged him to. 10. He once killed a T-Rex. The only reason he was able to was because it was distracted trying to eat Marco. 11. He is secretly impressed by how fast humans learn things. He will never, EVER admit this. 12. For all he is super-advanced by Earth standards, he's only a mediocre student. But he did NOT fall asleep in class (he just became restful and not very alert. Shut up, Marco). 13. He has eaten all of the following in human morph: dryer lint, vinegar, motor oil, cigarette butts, the box that movie popcorn comes in, pizza that may or may not have been taken from a garbage bin, various candies off the floor at a movie theater, a paper plate, and basically anything else that the other Animorphs didn't tell him not to first. 14. Things he have almost eaten include a plastic fork, Marco in fly morph, and a cow pie. 15. He once blew up an entire continent. No joke. He is also kind of responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs.
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2. He once ate and entire tray of Cinnabon cinnamon buns in his human morph. The EMTs had to be called.
3. Ax once spent three days pretending to be Jake while the Animorphs starved a Yeerk out of his head. Right under Iniss' nose. Shortly after that, Jake's parents took him to see a psychologist because they thought he'd had some sort of nervous break-down.
4. If given conflicting orders by Elfangor and Jake, Ax would obey Jake.
5. He once ran into a war hero so hard that the older Andalite fell over and bruised an eye-stalk.
6. He still retains the unfortunate Andalite views on people with disabilities -- namely, that they should keep themselves hidden to preserve what dignity they have left.
7. Shortly before Stacy picked him out of the timeline, he played a game of 'chicken' with a nuclear warhead and the Animorphs' home town.
8. His favorite TV shows are 'The Young and the Restless' and 'These Messages' (AKA commercials).
9. He could not bring himself to kill Visser Three's Andalite host when he had the opportunity, even though Alloran begged him to.
10. He once killed a T-Rex. The only reason he was able to was because it was distracted trying to eat Marco.
11. He is secretly impressed by how fast humans learn things. He will never, EVER admit this.
12. For all he is super-advanced by Earth standards, he's only a mediocre student. But he did NOT fall asleep in class (he just became restful and not very alert. Shut up, Marco).
13. He has eaten all of the following in human morph: dryer lint, vinegar, motor oil, cigarette butts, the box that movie popcorn comes in, pizza that may or may not have been taken from a garbage bin, various candies off the floor at a movie theater, a paper plate, and basically anything else that the other Animorphs didn't tell him not to first.
14. Things he have almost eaten include a plastic fork, Marco in fly morph, and a cow pie.
15. He once blew up an entire continent. No joke. He is also kind of responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs.