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[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the horrifying effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

Comments

Kate/Hawkeye

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

*loves tea*

Re: Kate/Hawkeye

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

"Hey. Hear you have interesting taste in guys. Tea?"

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Why? What did you hear?

*She could really do without the bestiality cracks she was getting from Big Zero or even Julian's digs.*

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

"That you have something in common with my wife. You're both dating garou."

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

Oh. Oh thank god. I'm sorry, I thought you were going to say something bad about it. Most people have been ok with it. Just a few who haven't.

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

He snorts. "Those people can fuck off."

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

*smirks* Nice attitude. So which tea we have here?

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[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

"I'm not usually a tea drinker... mostly beer... whiskey... and some of these seemed really weird. Hopefully this one's ok. Smells kind of like...daffodils?"

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

Oh I prefer tea usually. Don't really care for beer.

*sniffs* Smells nice actually. *sips* Hmm...NOT BAD.

*blinks*

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

He tries it as well, looking a little perplexed about the flavor.

"SO, TELL ME ABOUT THE WEREWOLVES ON BOARD?"

Huh... weird.

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

ONLY A FEW AND ONE HAD BEEN REPODDED... ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

"HELL YEAH, JUST FINE. I'M JUST A LOUDMOUTH. AND YOU?"

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

FINE, BEEN TOLD I HAVE A BIG MOUTH. ...NOT LIKE THIS.

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

"I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THIS IS, BUT IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T SURPRISE ANYONE BACK HOME VERY MUCH."

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

IT DEFINITELY WOULDN'T SURPRISE ANYBODY BACK IN MY WORLD. OUR BATTLE CRIES ARE LIKE THIS.

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

"WHAT GOOD ARE BATTLECRIES IF NO ONE CAN HEAR THEM?"

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

WELL YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE POINT. YOU CAN'T EXACTLY WHISPER AVENGERS ASSEMBLE OR ANYTHING.

STILL DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE TALKING LIKE THIS.

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE? WHAT KIND OF BATTLECRY IS THAT, AND WHO ARE THE AVENGERS?

PERSONALLY, I STILL KIND OF LIKE: I HAVE COME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM!

STREET KNIGHTS CIRCLE UP... GUESS THAT WAS SORT OF OUR AVENGERS ASSEMBLE.

NOT SURE WHY WE'RE TALKING LIKE THIS EITHER, BUT I KIND OF LIKE IT.

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

MY TEAM BACK HOME. YOUNG AVENGERS BUT WE'D WORK WITH THE OLDER HEROES TOO. AND HEY IT WORKED.

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

OH, RIGHT. SUPER HERO THING. WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE BACK AT HOME.