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The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the horrifying effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

Comments

Xander

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

Remind me it would be bad to go with Chocolate Tea?

[chosenfamily]

[Sits down across from Xander, offering him a cup of tea. The same kind that Sam himself has.]

Apparently they're out of coffee right now.

0 to personal journal/FTB in 3 tags? XD

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

Really? Hey at least it smells all chocolatey. And there's nothing bad about chocolate.

*grabs a cup* Thanks.

More making out at the very least!

[chosenfamily]

True. Still has some caffeine in it, even if it's not as much.

[Takes a sniff, then a quick sip.]

Not even too hot. [Yet. >.>]

Re: More making out at the very least!

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

*sniffs some more, and sips*

Pretty good and sweet. Could use more chocolate though.

*another sip*

[chosenfamily]

[Quick grin.] There's very little that couldn't be improved by more chocolate.

[And another sip. And a shift in the chair because there were other things making themselves known right now.]

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

*A few more sips. Now Xander was adjusting himself in his chair.*

Heh, guess warmer than I thought.

[chosenfamily]

Guess so. [And yeah, Sam's maybe sweating a bit now. He reaches up, pulling the collar of his shirt away from his neck. And exposing more of his neck, yeah.]

[And he's doing his best to ignore any other effects his body is dealing with.]

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

*Xander wiped his forehead from the sweat, and then considered something before removing the top layer of long sleeve shirt.*

Sorry, I know Stacy's all about living in the jungle but this is nuts.

*Maybe more tea will help. Though it sure isn't helping with how uncomfortable he was feeling.*

[chosenfamily]

[Yeah. More tea will help. And probably fewer layers as Sam pulls off his jacket and the topmost shirt.]

Why the hell do I wear so many layers on this ship? [Really, makes no sense to him at all.]

[Another shift and a dropped shirt in his lap. Maybe that would cover some of the other, more obvious problems.]

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

Got me? It's not the latest trend for those who slay the oogie boogies of the night?

*There goes another layer so now he's just down to a t-shirt. And it's still too warm. Ok, ok, shirt in lap to hide the fact he had to unbutton the top of his jeans. Damn still not helping!*

Tea's not even spicy.

[chosenfamily]

[Sam glances over at Xander, pausing a moment as he glances over the other guy's body. Sure, he's seen it at the bathhouse before, but somehow this was more. Especially when his body suddenly really wanted to do something about it.]

Nah. [Oh hell, is it just him or has his voice suddenly gotten a lot rougher?] I mean. The tea. Not spicy. No idea what's causing this.

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

*Why is Sam's voice doing that? He already looked too sexy for his shirt, and his voice is doing something to make parts of Xander very very happy.*

Oh god oh god, wait! No, it's not that, we're not acting like teenagers.

*Quick glance down and then back up.* Uh, well, not completely, and pretty sure Ethan didn't get unpodded.

[chosenfamily]

Acting like teenagers? And who is Ethan?

[Really, if his brain hadn't been flooded with hormones, Sam would probably have put things together by now. But...well, hormones. His brain isn't used to operating with that much hormonal imput.]

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

Yeah, somebody Giles used to know. All into bad magic? Thought it'd be fun to curse chocolate so all the grown-ups act like teenagers.

*He started to explain more, but Sam's doing interesting things with his mouth, and voice. Must stare and move closer. Right.*

[chosenfamily]

Magic's rarely anything but bad back home.

[Yeah, that actually had anything to do with the conversation. Or something. But Sam does notice Xander moving closer and...well, it's definitely something he wants.]

[He reaches up, not quite touching Xander's face.]

I should warn you. [And, God, he's sounding breathy and voice deeper even to himself.] You come any closer, I don't think I'll be responsible for what I do.

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

Hey, some magic's a good thing. My best friend's a good witch.

*However, he kept walking toward Sam, and reached out for him in turn.*

Think we're way past that part. *He panted, and now Xander's voice had dropped a few octaves.*

[chosenfamily]

Like I said. In my world. Never seen it used in a good way.

[Because, frankly, Sam's world sucks. And he slides his hand into Xander's hair, tugging his head back enough to make kissing a lot easier. Clothing needed to come off, but the kissing? That needed to happen NOW.]

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

*He'd agree but no more talking now. Time for kissing. Xander latched onto Sam's shoulder as his mouth touched upon his for an urgent kiss*

[chosenfamily]

[That felt better. Not quite enough, but better, Sam crowding Xander so that they were pressed together. And yeah, it means Xander can feel how much he's enjoying all of this, but he's okay with that at the moment.

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

*Xander groaned at the close contact. Touching's good, more touching needs to happen. Also still too many clothes but he can shift himself right up against Sam. Oh yeah, even better now.*

[chosenfamily]

[Sam takes advantage of the groan, tongue pushing into Xander's mouth and his free hand strokes down Xander's back to his lower back. And sneaking a little lower with each stroke.]

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

*Xander's tongue slid alongside Sam's earnestly and wow did Sam's hands feel good. He moaned this time, and so nobody would feel left out, his own hands moved to Sam's arms, shoulders and over his back.*

[chosenfamily]

[Oh God, yeah, that was definitely what Sam wanted. He groaned, working his hand up under Xander's shirt. Then his groans got deeper, warm skin under his fingers.]

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

*Just what Xander needed, and the groans encouraged his exploring to seek out some skin. Sam still had too many layer, but some digging allowed him to get underneath at the waist.*