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The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:

• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the horrifying effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.
governorkang: (Idiots / Facepalm)

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[personal profile] governorkang 2011-03-02 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
As long as it isn't wine.
livestoannoy: (Okay are you nuts?)

Re: 19

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-03-02 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Wine would still be better than tea. Do I look British?!
governorkang: (Neutral)

[personal profile] governorkang 2011-03-02 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
It's not my favorite drink, either, but I don't mind it.

[And actually, thyme tea doesn't taste all that horrible. His clothing is starting to feel a little loose, though, for some reason.]
livestoannoy: (...Oh crap)

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-03-02 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Marco still scowls before drinking some of his own though. But he's a lot quicker to notice that something is changing - with all his morphing experience, Marco's very familiar with the experience of having your body change on you. Including the shrinking he's currently doing]

What the fuck...hey, I'm not supposed to be morphing!
governorkang: (Brevo)

He's not going to hatchling size, just to about... three feet tall. :D

[personal profile] governorkang 2011-03-02 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[...why is he getting shorter? And what is that weird feeling with his horns?

Oh. Reaching up informs him that it's them being reduced to not much more than nubs.
]

The hell is going on?!

About 9 for Marco! Also, have some kid!Marco icons :P

[identity profile] lives2annoy.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Image[staring like hell at you. Meanwhile, Marco has now apparently turned into a 9 year old]

Dude, why are you getting shorter too? Oh man, please don't tell me that we've drunk a shrinking potion. Please.



governorkang: (Brevo)

[personal profile] governorkang 2011-03-02 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay these clothes need to go. They are drowning him. Hope you're okay with reptile nudity, Marco.]

I don't know! Shrinking shouldn't affect my horns unless...

I think we got turned into children.

[identity profile] lives2annoy.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Image[Marco's going to stick with swimming in his totally oversized clothes, kthnx]

Children? Children?! No. No way. I cannot be a kid. See, if I was a kid then I couldn't get a girlfriend. Or drive. Or get into all the awesome clubs.

This is insane!
governorkang: (Brevo)

[personal profile] governorkang 2011-03-02 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
This had better not be permanent. I can't fight like this, and I have a family.

...I haven't been this short since the hatcheries.

[Unpleasant memories there.]

[identity profile] lives2annoy.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Image[Suddenly, Marco notices something. And grins.]

You know, maybe this isn't so bad...[looks dooooown on Kang]



governorkang: (Tail-lashing is a bad sign)

[personal profile] governorkang 2011-03-02 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
[tail lash and a growl]

I might be shorter than you, but I'm still stronger, and I have claws and fangs. Remember that.

[identity profile] lives2annoy.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
Image Shut up, I never get to be taller. Can't I gloat at least once?





governorkang: (Brevo)

[personal profile] governorkang 2011-03-02 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
[insert muttered curses here]

I don't know if it was the tea or not, but I'm not drinking any more of it, just in case.

[identity profile] lives2annoy.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Image[glancing at his own, before quickly setting it down]

What else could it be? This is the only new thing we've been exposed to. It couldn't have been anything else.

Real question is, how the hell do we change back?
governorkang: (Brevo)

[personal profile] governorkang 2011-03-02 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hold on a moment, I might be able to double-check and see if it is something in the tea.

[He starts chanting in another language, then stops and scowls.]

...nevermind. I'm apparently too young to cast spells.

I don't know. You might be able to by morphing.

[identity profile] lives2annoy.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, I couldn't morph when I was nine or whatever the hell I am now either.

[Nonetheless, Marco tries to morph anyway. It seems to be working - except when he finishes morphing, something's not quite right. He's meant to be morphing gorilla. And, okay, technically that's what he does. But he was expecting to morph an older gorilla. (http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/files/images/baby-gorilla.jpg)]

<Okay, now this is just plain nuts.>
governorkang: (Brevo)

[personal profile] governorkang 2011-03-02 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
[...okay, this is kind of funny now.]

Guess not.

[identity profile] lives2annoy.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Image[Demorphing now, because this is just embarrassing. Alas, when he changes back he's still a kid]

Okay, this isn't just insane. It's impossible. Morphs don't age, in any direction.



governorkang: (Brevo)

[personal profile] governorkang 2011-03-02 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing's impossible when it comes to magic. Unfortunately for us.

[identity profile] lives2annoy.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
ImageRight, well I'm going to sit here and wait for the magic to go away now.
governorkang: (Brevo)

[personal profile] governorkang 2011-03-02 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Or we can track down a magic-user and hope they haven't been affected by the tea as well. Aibghalien might be able to help.