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The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the ~~horrifying~~ effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

"I kinda meant both," she said. Well that was weird. What the hell did she mean with that 'well?' Sasami seemed so damn friendly and everyone liked her here, why wouldn't they on her own stupid planet?

"Well whatever, you're having some now, since I don't have anything else to do, and my dad and I would have tea and just talk sometimes. It's relaxing."

She pushed the tea toward Sasami. "Now drink!"

Sasami blinked as Hit Girl pushed the drink to her, caught a bit off guard by her saying that. Sheesh, so rude!

"Alright, alright...!" Sasami said, wanting to flail, but fighting it so she could drink.

Yes, being rude was just how Hit Girl could be sometimes: Mindy really should have taken time to learn proper etiquette when it came to friends.

That, and well, she had to be a bitch about it so no one would suspect how much she liked it.

"It's Berry tea," Hit Girl said. "It should be ok."

"Well..." Sasami uttered, letting out a soft sigh. "...alright. Should be relaxing, at least..."

With that, she moved to take a sip of her tea.

Hit Girl followed suit, taking some tea herself.

"Yeah, should be. I mean, its tea right? You don't really get more laid back then..."

Hit Girl stopped mid-sentence, having felt something strange start to happen. Was her voice changing? It sounded a little thicker somehow, and she felt a little different. Then she felt something different down there, and it was all she could do to not run out screaming.

"Sasami...you feel any different?"

"Feel any--?"

Her voice was different. She was different. What was going on?!

"...yes..."

"I dunno." Ok, NOW her voice sounded fucking weird, and to her horror, she even FELT different.

"Sasami? I think...we're kinda dudes."

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