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The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the ~~horrifying~~ effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

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"I have more important things to think about than that shit! Training! An art show! Besides, most people are idiots anyway!"

Katara, you are now Roxie Ritcher a la Scott Pilgrim.

Oh really? That sounds rough. Kinda useless but rough. Don't you think maybe you should be concentrating on the Scourge instead? I mean we DO have them on all our flanks now. Would kinda suck if you lost all that because you weren't prepared or all that stuff. Really!

Scourge? What the hell are you even talking about? What flanks?

Oh dude. Don't tell me you're from one of those snobby noble platoons that don't do anything? That's like so uncool. Totally!

"Not likely! I'm a ninja, we definitely have stuff to do. At least, we do when certain assholes aren't cutting you in half! I'm gonna kill that whiny little jerk next time I see him!"

Never mind she was actually only half ninja. They didn't need to know that!

"The hell? You mean the dudes always fighting with pirates?! Man! YOu guys got it easy! Ya'll should just go waiter tables or whatever it is you do! Totally!"

"Pirates? The he-are you talking about that retarded argument about ninjas and pirates? Its not even a contest, ninjas are better. Pirates have what, cutlasses or swords or whatever? I'm only half ninja and I can still move faster than the eye can catch. What the hell pirate is going to take me out?"

Ugh, this is why people were retarded.

"Wait tables my ass! I already have an art thin going, so I'm taken care of there, but I still fight! We don't dick around."

"Right right, I bet you do." She rolls her eyes and smirks. "So anyways, why... wait... I'm a chick.... By Mekatorques shiny Gyromatic adjuster! What's going on!?"

Ok, wow she definitely wanted to beat down this pretty girl, now she seemed to be freaking out that she was a girl? "You're on some kid of drugs, aren't you?"

"Probably, or some spell. Not that it hasn't happened before, but fuck man. Not again." She grabbed her breasts and squeeze before grinning. "Can't complain, at least I'm hot." She laughed boisterously.

Roxie just looked generally bothered. "You know, I actually like girls, and somehow what you did right there sort of creeped me out."

"Huh? Why? Don't tell me you don't play with yourself, cause I totally wouldn't believe it." He grinned.

"That none of your business!" The half ninja retorted. "I don't care how hot you are, its just wrong!"

She laughed and raised an eyebrow. "What, you shy or something? Not that I blame you, a lot of girls I know are as well. Even though I have no damn clue why."

"Shy has nothing to do with it, I'm a ninja! We just conduct ourselves better, that's all. It's called discipline! Look it up!"

So creeped out, yet the girl was definitely attractive. She came on strong though, and sounded like a dude. Weird.

She shrugged, before settling down nearby. "Eh I know discipline, no need to get all worked up chicky, I was just teasing. So, this change thing. Hopefully it'll run out soon and stuff. Not that I mind, but it's just weird and all."

"I guess, not that I mind, really," she admitted. "I gained weight with my real body, and this one is actually really fit."

Kinda hot too. She decided to try it out: she streaked past Ronnae, then appeared in front of him again.

"Nice, she said, grinning. "Liking your body?"

Edited 2011-03-02 23:27 (UTC)

"Whoa, that was pretty cool! And yeah, this is a damn nice one. I mean hell look at these." She groped herself once more, blushing slightly. "They're like sensitive, and I can feel they're bound too and they're still this big. Shit man."

Roxie stared, a little more than she had meant to. "They are pretty big," she said, looking kind of inquisitive. "I don't know how anyone could fight with those." Not that she minded, since she could still look.

"BOUND?" Christ, now she was even more curious.

"Eh, it looks like she's from my world. To be honest, the girls back home are scary strong. Specially one who seems this powerful? I bet she was a warrior or something. Which is fine. Cause that's my profession to. I guess that's how I ended up here." She grinned and bounced them up a bit. "I wouldn't doubt she's one hell of a sight on the battlefield."

More fighters huh? Well, that was interesting. At least it gave her something to do, something to think about.

"And she's still able to fight that well despite having those huge boobs," Roxie remarked. "Impressive. Care to give me a demonstration?"

She grinned wide, raising an eyebrow. "You sure about that? I might not have the control I do in my own. But, I guess we don't have to spar." She took a moment, and in an instant did a perfect backflip from a sitting position. "Well damn, she's more agile than me..."

She did a couple of repeated backflips, not missing a beat. A glowing red aura starting to form around her body. On the tenth flip, she made it extra high, and slammed down unnaturally hard on the floor, making it crack and send waved in every direction. "Oh man, I love this chick."

"Nice," Roxie said, grinning. "Looks like you got a girl that can move pretty quickly. But it looks like this one is pretty good too. Check this out."

She disappeared in a puff of smoke, and then separated into four identical looking replicas, then each of them did a back flip until they all met at one point, and she was one again.

"God, this chick is flexible. I wonder what she does."

"Nice, reminds me of a combo between a mage and rogue." She gave her a thumbs up.

"Yeah, pretty cool huh?" She smirked, then sat back down, looking at the tea. "But you get the magic and the body. So not fair."

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