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CHERYLE WAS HAVING MEME WITHDRAWALS SHUSH.

The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the ~~horrifying~~ effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

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"What wassat?" Nokosi pipped up, in a high-pitched voice. All he could make out was a red blob with a green something sticking out.

"Ouuww..." the pint-sized elf whined pitifully. His ears hurt a whole lot. Small, stubby fingers grasped at the earrings and baubles hanging there and he pushed underneath at his big, floppy ears to support the weight of all the jewelry.

"Whattdo I do, Wonnae? Stiiiings."

She fumbled out of the pants and wobbled over trying not to trip over the hoodie than no covered most of her body. She lifted head to try and look at Nokosi from under the hood. "K-koseeeeee. Wh-what happened? W-wait not like that. Like th-this." She leans forward and holds up as much of the jewelery as her small hands can.

"S-see? All bettew now." She smiled warmly at him, not realizing they need another plan other than staying in place holding Nokosi's ears and multiple accesories up.

She was so close he could actually make out the details, now. He gave a puff of a sigh in relief and smiled from ear to ear, his small fangs showing with the action.

"Thank you, Wonnae. But...um..." He tried to turn his head to the side to look at the mug, which he found impossible with the way she held his ears. No matter; he could just grab it instead.

A small, pasty arm reached out for the cup, his fingers wiggling as he tried desperately to reach it. His tongue curled at the corner of his mouth as he strained to grab the cup, but it was no use; it was simply too far and now his arm hurt, to boot.

"Wonnae..." he said, exhaling quickly. "Cuppie...tell it to come play wif us, okays? Not big enuf yet..." he lamented.

She looked around Nokosi and tried pulling at the cup with her small foot. Not wanting to let go of her friend's ears she gave up and pouted. "Fontwaine... C-can I has the cup pwease?"

The wolf had just finished off the girl's mug of tea when he finally looked up at the duo, previously wholly unconcerned about the turn of events. When he did notice he simply stared in confusion and shock at the...children...? that seemed to be there in place of his owner and friend.

As soon as he came to, he shook his head and bent it down to retrieve the mug, only to be interrupted by a forceful sneeze. It knocked him to the ground and when he went to stand...he realized the cup was much lower to the ground than he remembered. As it stood, he was currently a blue and white, furry, puffball of a wolf cub.

"Oh no! Fontwaine!" She tried futilely to try and reach for the pup with her foot, not wanting to cause her friend any pain or discomfort. When she realized she couldn't do neither, her eyes quickly glossed up and she began sniffling. "M-.... Mama!" she cried slowly at first, looking around for any signs of her mother. Any of them.

"Don't cwy," he scolded, raising a pudgy hand to rub at her eyes. "Mother is off speakin' wif the elder dwooids. She has to get magic back. And when she does we'll um...we'll all be fine!"

That blue puff to the side grunted with effort as he slowly nudged the cup over to the children. When he had arrived, he yipped with excitement and ran around both of them before losing his balance and tumbling to the ground to land a few feet away.

The bite-sized elf brought both hands up to his mouth in an attempt to smother out a gleeful fit of giggles at the sight, but to no avail.

She sniffed and nodded, controlling her sobs. "Otay... I won't. 'Ope she don tate long. She likes talking too much sumtimes." She looked down at the sound and then her eyes tried following the pup and giggling, losing her balance at the awkward turn and angle she ended up in, tumbling to the ground. "Whoa!" Thud. "Owie...."

"Ouuuw.." He whimpered as the support to all the jewelry on his ears was lifted. Tears stung at the corners of his eyes but he inhaled quickly, holding them back. Sure his mother wasn't here so he wouldn't get scolded for crying, but neither was his father. He wouldn't get comforted for the pain, either.

"Thank you, Fontaine," the child squeaked. "You okay, Wonnae?" He asked slowly as he grabbed the cup in his hand and set it upwards. He reached up to his floppy, aching ears and begin to pluck out the earrings one-by-one and drop them in the cup with a 'plink!'.

She did a small nod and pouted. "Sowwies Kokosi. I trippededed." She got up slowly with a small blush on her cheeks before starting to help Nokosi with his jewelery.

A fit of sniffles threatened to overcome him for each piece he removed, "It okay. N...nuh...no pwoblem." By the time he was finished, his ears were noticably less saggy but quite red. Fontaine hopped back and forth, trying to stalk one of the wooden trinkets that didn't quite fit in the cup.

Slowly...Slowly...there! The wolf pounced on the object, over shooting and knocking over the cup in the process. As soon as he was on his feet he dashed off, scared, some of the jewelry caught in his fur and jingling loudly as he attempted to out-run it.

The wolf was too far away for him to see, but he could still hear the faint chiming and that brought on another fit of giggles. Really, though, as amusing as this all was, they really needed to find a solution- and probably some clothes.

Ronnie covered her mouth as she begun giggling herself. "Fawntie! W-wait come bat!" She stood up and made a wait here motion to Nokosi. "Be rite back. Need to help Fawntie!" She moved as fast as she could, which seemed more like a waddle due to the oversized hoodie.

The elf flapped a hand at her and smiled sweetly. "Okay. I stay hew. Don' wantta get hurt, anyways," he rubbed his hands over each other, sheepishly. "Father wood be sad, then."

He sat there patiently, hands in his lap, legs rolling back and forth as his feet tapped each other. Nokosi couldn't really make out them as anything but shadowy shapes at that distance, but it was fine for him, all the same.

Ronnie caught up to the pup and picked him up in her small arms. She pulled the trinkets out of his fur and rubbed his head. "Thew, all bettew now. You cant be a jigglypup jingfly... noisy pup! Yeah dat! Kokosi has sentitiv ews. C'mon Fawntie." She waddled her way back to Nokosi before sitting down next to him again, Fontaine on her lap.

He patted his legs gently as she made her way back. "huwwy up," he exclaimed playfully. "Wantta play wif you guys. Don' like bein'lonely." Of course that changed when he was a few years older and it didn't bother him at all. For now, though, any thoughts of fixing their current predicament were long gone with the new prospect of playing.

Hopefully Ronnae wasn't as easily distracted or they would be like this for awhile.

Ronnie grinned playfully, her now even smaller tusks lightly showing. "Otay! Wut we playen tho?" She looked around before puling a light leather ball out of the hoodie. "Here you go Kokosi!" She threw it up lightly in the air, soft enough.

He made grabbing hands towards the ball in his best attempts to catch the dark falling object before it hit him in the face. Success! The elf placed the ball on the ground and rolled it towards Fontaine, who hopped up and tried to head butt the ball, resulting in him tumbling back into the girl's lap.

Ronnie giggled and hugged the pup. She rolled the ball back to Nokosi and let Fontaine go so he could give it chase.

The scene he was part of made his little, kiddy heart beat with excitement. He grabbed the ball and bounced it on the ground twice, then took it back to the miniture Orc.

"I had one like this, too. Um...accee...axaden...axodonta-early...I dropped it in the water," he finished, holding the ball out to the girl.

"My fawther made it for me. Did your fawther make this for you?"

She smiled a tender cute smile, one small tusk poking out one side. She shook her head. "Nope nope. My broder did. He mawd it four me. He's reely nice. I luv him." She gave the tyke a small hug. "And I luv you Kokosi. You're my best frend."

The child's eyes widened in surprise, heat quickly rising to his face. "B..but I thought..." He breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank goodness..."

Nokosi wrapped his arms around the girl, returning her hug and smiling widely. "Yore my best fwiend, too."

Fontaine, feeling left out, yipped loudly and hopped up and down trying to wedge himself between the two.

Ronnie giggled and picked up the pup, nuzzling her face on his. "Yur our frend to Fawntie. You pratet us." She bounced up and down a few times, her hair playfully bouncing with. She smiled tenderly at Nokosi. Simpler times, simpler minds. The world could be blowing up around them, but right now, it was just them.

The mini-elf pushed his face into Fontaine's fur and rubbed his cheek against him. It tickled his nose and he sneezed loudly in response. Fontaine barked indignately at the elf for daring to sully his fur.

Nokosi's ears wilted in response as he wiped his nose, "Sowwy...but um...get big soon, okay? Mother and Fawther can't pwotect me fo-ever."

"Shuld ownly be temrtasr... tempatry... tehmp-oh-riry. Yeah that! We shuld be fine soon. I pwomise." She held Nokosi's hand and smiled reassuringly.

"Temp-o-wear-e," he corrected her. Everything would be over soon and he had his friend and pet here to make sure that they wouldn't get hurt. Still..

"B..but..." He turned his round face to the girl, large tears welling up at the corners of his wide, silver eyes.

"Whatif I don't wantit to be ofer, yet?"

There was something to be said about reliving your childhood even better than it first was.

CHERYLE WAS HAVING MEME WITHDRAWALS SHUSH.

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