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[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the horrifying effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

Comments

[futureisclear.livejournal.com]

She tries to get herself to sit still. She's been seeing into the future for decades, centuries even, meditated countless times, all without twitching so much as a little finger and now she can't stop herself. She scrambles upright, swaying back and forth.

The expression on her face is rather sour, however, despite the rather elegant and dexterous dance she finds herself falling into.

"What did you just call me, ape?"

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

Despite his size, he's a lot quicker and more graceful than he should be, moving in time with the pretend music with the practiced ease of a lot of nights clubbing with the wife and her girlfriends.

"What, skinny? Don't worry about it. Some guys like the whole athletic chick thing."

[futureisclear.livejournal.com]

"I..." She begins, feet moving in an elaborate pattern, her whole body beginning to move in a very smooth, fluid dance. "...I am not 'elfbutt'. I am an Eldar."

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

"I don't care how old you are, elfbutt, for a MILF or GMILF or whatever you are in elf years, you got it going on." he replies, not quite as fluid as the eldar, but ridiculously graceful at his size, and well acquainted with club dancing.

[futureisclear.livejournal.com]

"I have a name," There's a snap of command in her voice, despite the dancing she simply cannot stop, along with a trace of cold anger. "Use it. Your advances are ill-founded and unwanted."

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

"Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, lady. You think I'm coming onto you? You are so... so not my type. Not with the stick still in, anyway. I'm just saying, you can dance baby. Never would have guessed it."

[futureisclear.livejournal.com]

"All Eldar are elegant and graceful - it matters not what path we tread on." She sounds slightly put out. "And I would not put suggesting some sort of crude... relationship... past one of you mon-keigh."

She huffs and manages to get her arms down for a moment - and then she twists and twirls into another graceful dance movement.

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

He can't help baiting her. This is way too much fun. He dances and spins, playing off her movements, almost dancing with her, though just out of arm's reach, now that he has her style down a little.

"No, no... see, you've got me all wrong there. I am totally down with crude and meaningless relationships. That's, like... Friday nights. I just don't want to have one with you. You're not my type."

[futureisclear.livejournal.com]

"Good. Because if you had suggested one, I would've fried the lump that passes for a brain amongst your people." She probably means it too. Her voice hasn't raised at all, but her tone has become chillier and chillier. Not happy.

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

"And here I thought you were just warming up to me." His tone, in turn, has barely changed. None too worried by all indications, and having fun with the situation, awkward as it would seem.